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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 31, 2010 / 21 Elul, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arizona Governor Jan Brewer asked a U.S. court to revive Arizona's crackdown law on illegal aliens. It's causing chaos in the courts. In Los Angeles Friday two guys from Mexico showed up in court for their deportation hearing and the judge married them.


NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell urged the NFL to expand the season to eighteen games. This could help Washington D.C. become the permanent host city of the Super Bowl. After the game the president can walk across the street and throw out the first pitch.


President Obama remained on Martha's Vineyard Friday where he played golf night and day. This foretells trouble. The Golf Channel just fired Hank Haney and hired Tiger Woods' divorce lawyer to show golfers the quickest way to improve their games.


The Gallup Poll on Friday showed the nation deeply split over President Obama. Democrats think he's Jesus and Republicans think he's Muslim. Now if just somebody thought he was Moses he could achieve Middle East peace by hosting three-way talks with himself.


Los Angeles schools opened their doors Monday to a record-high number of grade schoolers. It was a crazy day in classrooms. A lot of first-graders broke out crying when the teacher asked them to open up their books and they couldn't find the on-button.


Bill Clinton was serenaded by pals and celebrities Friday at his sixty-fourth birthday party on Long Island. He really hates getting older. After everyone at the party sang Happy Birthday to him, a registered nurse popped out of a giant bran muffin.


The Gallup Poll said Thursday that thirty percent of Americans think that the recession has worsened. That explains the salmonella outbreak. It turns out that Americans got nauseous last week when they opened their retirement account statements and saw their nest eggs.


The White House began dropping deportation cases against illegal aliens who aren't criminals on Friday. The number of border crossings are down to a trickle. Mexicans will put up with low wages, menial jobs and poor health care but they draw the line at Sharia Law.


President Obama backed the Ground Zero mosque last week despite what it might do to Democrats this fall. It turns out the president wasn't prevented from going in the ocean at Martha's Vineyard by fecal matter washing up on shore. Those were incumbents.

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