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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 5, 2009 / 15 Menachem-Av 5769

Facebook is for ‘old’ people, too, missy

By Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | A national advice columnist recently published a letter brimming with condescension from a young woman whose signature I forget, so I'll just call her "Little Snot, Anywhere, U.S.A."


In the letter, L.S. was incensed by a letter from a woman in her 60s who had written for advice in dealing with Facebook etiquette issues. L.S. pointed out the folly of such a question since the woman was too old to be using Facebook, or presumably any other social networking site due to her horribly advanced age. Really, shouldn't she be tatting doilies or winding up her Victrola instead of finding out if she's 100 percent Minnesotan or some such via one of the endless Facebook quizzes?


The gist of L.S.'s letter to "Ask Amy" was that if you're too old to figure out how to de-friend a pest or ignore a quiz or "poke" someone or send an imaginary mint julep to a friend or whatever, then you're too old to be on Facebook.


To which all I can do is L.O.L.


My Facebook friend, Chris, pointed out that L.S. shouldn't fret too much because there's already a Facebook for older folks. It's called "The Facebook." Which makes me L.O.L. again.


I get that it may be unnerving to realize that your mama and even your grandma want you to be their Facebook friends but, face it, we've got high school classmates we have to stalk same as you.


My college-age niece recently agreed to "friend" me on Facebook but restricted my profile to the utterly useless limits of viewing a few carefully edited photos of her involved in wholesome study sessions and reading about the environmental groups she had joined on Facebook. Judging from the restricted Facebook information I'm allowed to see, it appears that her college experience is about as exciting as mildew.


Of course, I know better.


After pouting a bit (I like to consider myself the "cool" aunt), I realized that she was right, of course. This is an awkward dance we do between the generations.


L.S. believes that those over 60 (or probably much younger) simply don't have the brainpower to navigate Facebook or its slightly skankier cousin, MySpace. What would she make, then, of my 80-year-old friend who just joined a few weeks ago and now has more Facebook friends than many people in their 20s? And, no, a nice orderly isn't pushing the magic buttons for her in the rec room at the home.


The late Ronald Reagan's response to a young person who said he was out of touch because he didn't grow up with computers, nuclear power and so forth was dead on: Reagan said that was absolutely true, but he added, "So we invented them." Nice.

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Celia Rivenbark is an award-winning news reporter and freelance columnist for The Sun News in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Comment by clicking here.


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Like taking Miley Cyrus tickets from a baby
Driving under the influence of celebrity
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First-class corpse
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Kid bumper stickers sure not ‘terrific’

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