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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 27, 2009 / 7 Elul 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Westwood Cemetery allowed the auction of the crypt above Marilyn Monroe's crypt on eBay Monday for five million dollars. Now that's a star. Jack Kennedy will go down in American history as the last man who got to rest on top of Marilyn Monroe for free.

Elizabeth Edwards opened a furniture store in Chapel Hill Saturday. Her cheating husband John was seen carrying furniture into the store. As a man who slept on all those couches, he can tell the customers personally which ones are the most comfortable.

Hawaiians rallied in Honolulu Tuesday demanding independence from the U.S. They say the annexation of Hawaii was an act of U.S. and British imperialism which must be avenged. Maybe now everyone will believe that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.

Fidel Castro defended President Obama Monday saying he's hampered by right-wing and racist extremists. He has a secret motive. It's customary to be nice to the guy in the next stall when you're about to ask him if you can borrow some toilet paper.

The White House urged Americans to get vaccinated for swine flu. That's on top of their warnings on global warming, recession and deficits. We're going to have so many track marks from vaccinations, Michael Jackson will be the father of our country.

Michael Jackson's death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles coroner's office Monday. He was on Atavan, Valium, Paxil, Demerol and the hospital anesthetic propofol. He was killed by a bullet fired two years ago but it was July before he felt anything.

Michael Jackson's drug intake was detailed in the coroner's report Monday. The drugs he took gradually stopped working and he needed more and more of them. Al Sharpton was right when he said the message of Jackson's life was increased tolerance.

NASA astronaut Jose Hernandez was invited to Mexico Monday by President Felipe Calderone. He was born in the U.S. to illegal aliens. The president wants to inspire young Mexicans to leave Mexico and stop costing the country a fortune in health care.

Iraq war protester Cindy Sheehan flew to Martha's Vineyard to protest the war in Afghanistan. She used to spend August in Texas and now she's on Martha's Vineyard. She's the only American who's improved her circumstances since the stock market crashed.

The U.S. Postal Service announced plans on Tuesday to fire thirty thousand postal workers. Who says the White House doesn't have a plan to protect this country? The idea is to make America so violent that no terrorist in his right mind would come here.

The White House infuriated CIA officials Tuesday by creating its own terrorist interrogation unit. The new unit will not be allowed to waterboard, threaten or humiliate terrorist detainees. The thinking is, maybe they'll tell us who trained them and where they were planning to strike next if we pay them forty-five hundred dollars for their old cars.

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