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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 21, 2009 / 1 Elul 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Minnesota Vikings handed Brett Favre a two-year, twenty-five million dollar deal Tuesday. He said he's old and his arm isn't what it once was. The deal makes no sense football-wise but it's a winner if you factor in the Cash for Clunkers rebate.


South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford told Vogue Monday her husband's affair with a mistress is an addiction like alcohol and pornography. The governor is at the end of his rope. He'd just like a little credit for not having a gambling problem.


Michael Jackson's casket was assigned Wednesday to the Holly Terrace mausoleum at Forest Lawn. He will rest next to Red Skelton, Clark Gable and W.C. Fields. One of the greatest honors of his life was to be voted into the Substance Abusers Hall of Fame.


Michael Phelps admitted he drank beer before his car wreck in Baltimore Friday, and now even though he wasn't drunk and the accident wasn't his fault, he's in hot water. The forces of the universe are conspiring against him. It's the Big Bong Theory.


Radisson Hotels announced Wednesday its computers were accessed by hackers over the last nine months. All credit card numbers used at the luxury hotels were stolen. The good news is, the towels are so thick you can sleep in the park on them for years.


Bill Clinton met with President Obama about his North Korean trip Tuesday. It was the first in-person meeting between them. They've often bumped into each other in the men's room but this is the first time they've ever had a chance to shake hands.


The U.S. Forest Service announced a plan Tuesday to plant eighteen million acres of new trees across the United States. At the rate the government's printing money they need the wood pulp. This is not so much a forest project as it is a currency farm.


CBS News producer Don Hewitt died at age eighty-six Wednesday. He invented the concept of televised presidential debates during the Kennedy-Nixon race. If Richard Nixon had listened to Hewitt's advice to wear make-up before his debate with Jack Kennedy, the metrosexual vote in Chicago might have been enough to put him over the top.


Barney Frank confronted a woman at a town hall who waved a poster of President Obama wearing a Hitler mustache. She went too far. Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama have nothing in common, other than the fact that they both want us all in Volkswagens.


House Chairman Henry Waxman demanded to see the personal financial records of every health insurance executive. It's to intimidate them into keeping silent in the health care debate. While Henry Waxman was home in L.A. he went to Dodger Stadium, where following the National Anthem he walked to the mound and threw out the First Amendment.

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