In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 14, 2009 / 21 Menachem-Av 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton was in Kenya for a trade summit on Thursday when a Nairobi man offered her forty goats and forty cows for Chelsea's hand in marriage. Of course she wouldn't consider it. One more goat in the family is the last thing Hillary needs.

Bill Clinton arrived at the White House Thursday to report on his meeting with North Korea's Kim Jong-Il. The former president gave a secret report to national security officials. He was debriefed in the Situation Room and not for the first time.

Squeaky Fromme was ordered out of prison this week after thirty-four years. The Charles Manson disciple shot at President Ford. She's out because the parole board ruled she is the only woman who can replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.

The Cash for Clunkers program was voted more money in the Senate Thursday. The program has no opportunity for fraud. The clunkers will be destroyed and not be sold off to Mexican car brokers for fast and ready cash, you have a car dealer's word on it.

The Weather Channel said Thursday the Eastern Seaboard had the coldest July in recorded history. In two years some of the East Coast and most of the West Coast could be under water. As if you don't already owe more on your house than it is worth.

Twitter went down Thursday after its web site was bombarded by hackers. People were unable to type in every little thing they were doing to their followers. The hackers were believed to be train passengers who believed they were too young to die.

Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming reported a record high number of visitors during the month of July. It's like the Oklahoma land rush. Everybody sees that legalization is coming and the race is on to claim a pot farm before they're all gone.

Dallas Cowboys officials gave the press a tour of the luxury suites in the new stadium. Occupants watching the game can order a cheese pizza for sixty dollars. As soon as the Post Office starts delivering something, the cost doubles every two years.

L.A. police chief Bill Bratton resigned Wednesday to join a firm that will train police in Iraq and Afghanistan. He's cleaned up New York, Boston and Los Angeles. He is going to keep moving until he can find a place where he can sell his screenplay.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that health care reform agitators are showing up at town hall meetings wearing swastikas. Little did she know that those were her supporters. She had no idea Germany was the first country with universal health care.

Roll Call discovered that Congress added two Gulfstream jets to the Pentagon's order for one of them in the Defense Bill submitted to the House Ways and Means Committee. Why shouldn't members of Congress travel in luxury? They're auto executives.

President Obama's job approval rating kept sliding in the Quinnipiac Poll last week. A breakdown of the numbers gave the president a nasty surprise. It turns out that Independents favor change just as long as it doesn't alter the status quo.

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