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June 17, 2013

Rabbi Simcha Weinstein: Black to the Future: American Apparel Gets Biblical

Patrik Jonsson: Minnesota Nazi: How did Nazi hunters miss Michael Karkoc?

Kate Irby, Ali Watkins, Trevor Graff and Kevin Thibodeaux: All the ways you're being watched
Don Lee: G-8 meeting will test NSA leaks' effect on U.S. influence

Patrik Jonsson: Fort Hood shooting: Judge nixes Nidal Hasan defense strategy. What now?

Stacey Burling: Why the stigma for migraine sufferers?

The Kosher Gourmet by Lisa Abraham: Does it work? 5 new kitchen gadgets put to the test

June 14, 2013

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: A spiritual budget: Religious economics and being a ruler

John P. Martin: Hitler insider's missing diary found

Matt Pearce: NSA surveillance disclosure could affect court cases
Peter Tinti: US bounties changes strategy on (Wild, Wild) West African jihadis

Daniel Pendrick, M.D.: Memory loss? Old age may be the least of it

Lauren F. Friedman: But it's all natural! Should we have an instinctive preference for herbal remedies?

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Streisand and Alicia Keys in Israel; "Girls" Stuff; Mel Brooks, Another TV special; Superman (who is Jewish) returns --- Israeli plays his mom

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon K. Ghag : Bored with salad? Bling it up a bit (4 effortless recipes that will result in a 'WOW!')

June 12, 2013

Stephanie Hanes: Little girls or little women? The Disney princess effect

Fred Weir: In tweak to US, Russia would 'consider' asylum for Snowden

Sharon Palmer, R.D.: What's so special about Omega-3 supplements?
Morgan Housel: What newspapers were saying when you should have been buying

Pete Spotts: How cockroaches evolved so as to bypass 'roach motels'

The Kosher Gourmet by Anjali Prasertong: Deep-dish cookie: Warm, gooey and a little over the top

June 10, 2013

Joseph A. Slobodzian: Faith healing and third degree murder: Thorny legal case
Lindsay Wise: Few options for online users to avoid spying, experts say

Sharon Palmer, R.D.: There are plenty of nutritional food bargains out there
Harvard Health Letters: Can bariatric surgery control diabetes?

Zach Murdock: Superglue helps doctors save infant's life

The Kosher Gourmet by Celebrated chef Mario Batali : As good as grilling gets: Rib eye with dry mushroom spice rub

June 7, 2013

Rabbi David Aaron: Beating jealousy

Caroline B. Glick: Wounded . . . and dangerous

Clifford D. May: Al Qaeda vs. Hezbollah
Harvard Health Letters: Fighting back against allergy season

Kimberly Lankford: Grandparents who use FSA to cover grandkid's braces and other must-know info

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom:J ewish Tony Nominees/Tony Awards; Jewish Teen Actor In Sci-Fi Flick; Jewish singer in "Voice" finals

The Kosher Gourmet by Anjali Prasertong: A tart filling so good it might not make it to the crust

June 5, 2013

John Rosemond: Mom, Dad: Talk More and listen less

Kristen Chick: Egypt court sentences 43 pro-democracy workers to prison

Sharon Palmer, R.D.: Mushrooms Have Medicinal As Well As Culinary Value
Morgan Housel: Why you never learn from your investment mistakes

Don Lee: In China, kindergarten rivalry takes deadly turn

The Kosher Gourmet by Sara Kate Gillingham-Ryan: 30-Minute Coq au Vin isn't a dream

June 3, 2013

Molly Hennessy-Fiske: Military judge to consider letting Fort Hood shooting defendant represent himself

Richard A. Serrano: Pvt. Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial also a test for government

Mark Trumbull: Have degree, driving cab: Nearly half of college grads are overqualified
Kim Lankford: What to do when long-term care insurance premiums rise

Deborah Netburn: Study: Adults' mouth bacteria may help babies

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom: Jewish Contestant on 'The Voice'; Will Smith's 'Jewish movie family'; Bravo Gives Long Island Jews the Jersey Shore Treatment; Magicians and More

The Kosher Gourmet by Bill Ward: How to be as refined as the wines at a wine tasting

May 29, 2013

Andrew Connelly and Helene Bienvenu: The Little Synagogue that Refused to Die

Dennis Prager: The 'Muslims-Killed-by-the-West' Lie

David Clark Scott: Open war on teachers?
Morgan Housel: If you know only five things about investing, make it these

Sara Reardon: AGenome detectives change the donation game

Deborah Netburn: A one-way ticket to Mars? 78,000-plus and counting apply by video

The Kosher Gourmet by Bev Bennett: CHEDDAR AND CHERRY MUFFINS --- your mouth is already watering

May 24, 2013

Rabbi Tzvi Hersh Weinreb: When I didn't so 'humbly disagree'

Caroline B. Glick: Thank you, Hafez al-Assad

Diana West: From the Brooklyn Bridge to London
Morgan Housel: Why spotting bubbles is so much harder than you think

Environmental Nutrition editors: NuVal labeling to the rescue?

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Memorial Day: Jews Serving and KIA in War on Terror; Liberace Bio-Pic; Jew Wins "Survivor"; Shalom, Dr. Brothers; More

The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen: HIDE THESE FROZEN TREATS FROM THE KIDDIES!: Sangria pops; Irish cream pudding pops; mango Lassi pops

May 22, 2013

John Thorne: They launched the 'Arab Spring' but now yearn for the good old days of a strongman

John Rosemond: 'Disciplinary math' adds up to parental successl

Warren Richey: Are prayers before public meetings OK? Supreme Court to decide
Rick Montgomery: Use of ADHD drugs as study aid raises concern on campuses

Brierley Wright, M.S., R.D.: 6 convincing reasons you should keep carbs in your diet

Eoin O'Carroll: Scientists examine nothing, find something

The Kosher Gourmet by Carole Kotkin: This soup is made from one of the great pleasures of spring: A wonderful pairing of rosy color and earthy tang

May 20, 2013

Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?

Hannan Adely: Town raises Palestinian flag at City Hall

Melissa Healy: Genetic copies of living people from embryos no longer science fiction
Morgan Housel: When smart investors do stupid things

Sharon Saloman, M.S., R.D.: Hunger games: Eat more, weigh less, without starving

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Jews Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame; Anton Yelchin co-stars in New "Trek" film; Kutcher (but not Kunis) visits Israel; Jewish TV Star Praises Jewish Rap Star

The Kosher Gourmet by Cathy Pollak: WARNING: This WALNUT CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING, perfect for afternoon coffee, is addicting


Jewish World Review August 8, 2006 / 14 Menachem-Av, 5766

A summer rhapsody for a pedal-bike

By Paul Johnson


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Nothing separates men from women more significantly than riding a bicycle. Whenever I see a man on a bike in London, he is invariably breaking the law: riding on the pavement, whizzing through a red light, pedaling arrogantly along our one-way street in the forbidden direction.


I have never seen a woman doing any of these things. Their cycling is strictly utilitarian, economical, discreet, at modest speeds and on machines which have no element of display. What does this tell us about the sexes? Well, it certainly makes me revert again to my technological vision of the future, in which men have been eliminated, their prime function taken over by perpetual sperm-banks, and with selection procedures ruling out male babies. This would be a world with minimal crime and no wars, no sex in the traditional sense (what a relief) and in which it would be possible to ban alcohol, drug-taking and professional sport.


I am thinking of buying a bike, my walking-radius now being down to three miles. I have two already. One is an Austrian folding bike, called a Putsch, I think; the other is a big, old-fashioned Hercules, very plain and strong, specially made in the 1970s for heavy-duty service in Africa. Neither is in serviceable condition, and I do not fancy going to all the trouble of getting them repaired when the likelihood of my using them often is remote.


What I really want is a bike that I can pedal but which also has a small electric motor to get me up the steep hills of west Somerset. Many years ago I had a petrol-driven tricycle which had this dual character and I travelled many hundreds of miles on it, not uncomfortably. But it was stolen and proved impossible to replace. When I last inquired about an electric bike I was shown a clumsy-looking machine which was too heavy to lift and stunningly expensive. That was some years ago and it may be that things have got better. I say this because we have just acquired a car which is fuelled by petrol but driven by an electric motor. It is called a bisexual. No: that is the wrong word — a hybrid. It is exempt from the London congestion charge as being 'socially moral'. It does 50 miles to the gallon and is very quiet. It also has superb air-conditioning, a huge advantage in this horrid hot weather, and scores of advanced gadgets. Those in the know say it is the first really successful electric car and everyone will have them soon. So I am encouraged to believe a successful electric bike cannot be far behind.


However, one should remember that the history of the bicycle is long and bumpy. The first, in wood, was created in 1818. The inventor had a comic-opera name, Baron Karl de Drais de Sauerbrun, and his machine was called a draisienne. It did not catch on. The proper bike did not take shape until the 1870s. But by 1882 it was fashionable enough to make an appearance in Gilbert's lyrics for Iolanthe:

In your shirt and your socks
(The black silk with gold clocks)
Crossing Salisbury Plain on a bicycle.


The quarter century between 1890 and the first world war was the golden age of the bike. Oh, to see Henry James making his stately progress down the Sussex lanes, or going to call on Conrad. Or George Bernard Shaw out for a 'spin' with George Moore, or H.G. Wells pedalling industriously to keep up with the young Rebecca West.


('I was a real thruster on a pedal-bike,' she told me many decades later.)


Mr Gladstone, I suspect, was a little too old to take to the bike, but Lord Salisbury tried it and his nephew A.J. Balfour was often on one when he was prime minister. It was one of the things he held against Lord Curzon, whom he prevented from becoming prime minister when Bonar Law died; 'George is too grand ever to have been on a bicycle.' Zola thought of writing a novel about the social consequences of the bicycle but never got round to it, though a photograph survives showing him about to mount one, dressed in what looks like a Gallic version of 1890s golfing kit.


Yet, plainly, bicycles and morality are not wholly unconnected, since a bike is something which enables you to move by your own physical efforts, without dependence on animals, flunkeys or minerals. Next to walking it is the most moral form of transport, symbolising independence, unselfishness and self-reliance. Hence Norman Tebbit's famous Thatcherite rallying cry to the unemployed, 'On yer bike!' and the old Chilean proverb, beloved of General Pinochet, 'El socialismo puede llegar sólo en bicicleta.'


For me, the second half of the 1930s was the age of the bicycle. I put up with hand-me-downs from my older brother and sister until the glorious moment when, thanks to the munificence of a godfather, I actually acquired a brand-new Raleigh, all to myself. Nothing I have ever owned has given me one quarter of the pleasure of that sparkling machine, with its three gears, light and dynamo, and its graceful, tingling carriage in all weathers. It gave me a freedom I had never before dreamed of possessing and which, when I think deeply about it, I have never really enjoyed since.


I ranged over the Five Towns, where we lived in Arnold Bennett-like cosiness, and went out to draw and paint local churches with my father, who gave me lessons in architectural draughtsmanship (he had a Raleigh too). Together with my sturdy friend Richard, the doctor's son, I went on all-day excursions across north Staffordshire and into Derbyshire and Cheshire, across Biddulph Moor, to Leek and Macclesfield, to the little towns I call the Gaskell Country of Cranford, to the Dove Valley and the Peak District (a two-day trip, that), to weird hills called the Roaches and Cloud End and ancient places with names like Uttoxeter. We had satchels with our grub: sandwiches of potted meat or anchovy paste, lettuce and tomato with slivers of gherkin, or buns with triangles of processed cheese (then a novelty) wrapped in silver paper. How good such edibles tasted, eaten with voracious relish sitting on a farm gate by the side of the road, the silver wheels of our bikes spinning idly on the grass, reflecting the sunshine. We had, if we were lucky, Tizer ('the Appetiser') or dandelion-and-burdock to drink — Coca-Cola was unheard of then where we lived — and as an extra treat a Mars Bar (new from America in 1936) or Milky Way (England's answer in 1937).


All was not idyllic, of course. There were flat tyres to contend with, even punctures, and here I must pose a question. Why do bicycles inspire jokes in literary circles and showbiz? Why, for instance, did Kingsley Amis write, in 'A Bookshop Idyll',

Should poets bicycle-pump the human heart
Or squash it flat?


Auden, too, was one for bicycle cracks ('Tomorrow the bicycle races ...but today the struggle', etc) as were Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey and the ITMA team. Another comedian, Billy Connolly, used to say, 'Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.' Had he ever used one? Not so easy is my recollection. But I have an itch to get on my bike again, all the same. It is, when all is said, the most ingenious of useful mechanical inventions, the easiest to use — perfect for simpletons like me — and the least harmful. Impossible to sin with a bike; anyway, mortally.

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Previously:

08/03/06: Why is there no workable philosophy of music?
07/11/06: Historically speaking, energy crisis is America's opportunity
07/06/06: The misleading dimensions of persons and lives
06/06/06: First editions are not gold
05/23/06: A downright ugly man need never despair of attracting women, even pretty ones
04/25/06: Was Washington right about political parties?
04/12/06: Let's Have More Babies!
04/05/06: For the love of trains
03/29/06: Lincoln and the Compensation Culture
03/22/06: Bottle-beauties and the globalised blond beast
03/15/06: Europe's utopian hangover
03/08/06: Kindly write on only one side of the paper
02/28/06: Creators versus critics
02/21/06: The Rhino Principle

© 2006, Paul Johnson

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