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July 2, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Appeasers Make Poor Patriots

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JWisdom:: Rabbi Mordechai Becher: Jewish Rx for A Simpler Life

July 1, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q. I think it's important to leave a legacy to my children. How much should I save towards this end?

Paul Greenberg:A President who is history deficient?

JWisdom:: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Poland's Unique Antisemitism

June 30, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: Remembering the architect of Torah Judaism for the modern world

Abe Novick: Hulk: Still a Jew?

JWisdom: : Putting the Spirit Back into Spirituality, Part 2: The Abandoned Child

June 26, 2008

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Quantum leap to evil

Caroline B. Glick: Victimized families must not be allowed to dictate policy

June 25, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Today in Biblical History: King Jeroboam of Israel prevents pilgrimage to Jerusalem

Jonathan Tobin: Real Friends and Real Enemies

JWisdom: Raping of reason By Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

June 25, 2008

Steven Emerson: Kristof: Never Mind the Terrorists

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing: Mediterranean Flyover: Telegraphing an Israeli Punch?

JWisdom: Rabbi David Aaron: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part III

June 24, 2008

Caroline B. Glick: What were they thinking!?

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Guilty knowledge

JWisdom: Holocaust in the Perspective of Faith by Rabbi Nosson Scherman: Warping Innocence

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The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Diploma dilemma

Jeff Jacoby: A world without children

JWisdom: Rabbi Dovid Gross: Putting the Spirit Back into Spirituality --- Introduction

June 20, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Man: The Crowning Glory of Creation

Caroline B. Glick: Israel's darkest week

JWisdom: We aren't worthy? by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

June 19, 2008

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June 18, 2008

Jonathan Tobin: Still Dancing Around Jerusalem

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June 17, 2008

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JWisdom: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part II by Rabbi David Aaron

June 16, 2008

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Diana West: Academic dares to question the 'religion of peace'

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June 13, 2008

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Caroline B. Glick: Peace with friends

JWisdom: From the mouths of … by Rabbi Sroy Levitansky

June 12, 2008

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JWisdom: Re-Jew-venating prayer, Part I by Rabbi David Aaron

June 11, 2008

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Jonathan Tobin: UNRWA and NGOs: The Real U.N. 'Insult'

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June 6, 2008

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June 5, 2008

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JWisdom: Why a Jewish Jerusalem makes so many nervous by Rabbi Mordechai Becher

June 4, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: A different sort of 'religious broadcaster'

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June 3, 2008

Daniel Pipes: Obama vs. McCain on the Middle East

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June 2, 2008

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Jewish World Review August 8, 2006 / 14 Menachem-Av, 5766

A summer rhapsody for a pedal-bike

By Paul Johnson


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Nothing separates men from women more significantly than riding a bicycle. Whenever I see a man on a bike in London, he is invariably breaking the law: riding on the pavement, whizzing through a red light, pedaling arrogantly along our one-way street in the forbidden direction.


I have never seen a woman doing any of these things. Their cycling is strictly utilitarian, economical, discreet, at modest speeds and on machines which have no element of display. What does this tell us about the sexes? Well, it certainly makes me revert again to my technological vision of the future, in which men have been eliminated, their prime function taken over by perpetual sperm-banks, and with selection procedures ruling out male babies. This would be a world with minimal crime and no wars, no sex in the traditional sense (what a relief) and in which it would be possible to ban alcohol, drug-taking and professional sport.


I am thinking of buying a bike, my walking-radius now being down to three miles. I have two already. One is an Austrian folding bike, called a Putsch, I think; the other is a big, old-fashioned Hercules, very plain and strong, specially made in the 1970s for heavy-duty service in Africa. Neither is in serviceable condition, and I do not fancy going to all the trouble of getting them repaired when the likelihood of my using them often is remote.


What I really want is a bike that I can pedal but which also has a small electric motor to get me up the steep hills of west Somerset. Many years ago I had a petrol-driven tricycle which had this dual character and I travelled many hundreds of miles on it, not uncomfortably. But it was stolen and proved impossible to replace. When I last inquired about an electric bike I was shown a clumsy-looking machine which was too heavy to lift and stunningly expensive. That was some years ago and it may be that things have got better. I say this because we have just acquired a car which is fuelled by petrol but driven by an electric motor. It is called a bisexual. No: that is the wrong word — a hybrid. It is exempt from the London congestion charge as being 'socially moral'. It does 50 miles to the gallon and is very quiet. It also has superb air-conditioning, a huge advantage in this horrid hot weather, and scores of advanced gadgets. Those in the know say it is the first really successful electric car and everyone will have them soon. So I am encouraged to believe a successful electric bike cannot be far behind.


However, one should remember that the history of the bicycle is long and bumpy. The first, in wood, was created in 1818. The inventor had a comic-opera name, Baron Karl de Drais de Sauerbrun, and his machine was called a draisienne. It did not catch on. The proper bike did not take shape until the 1870s. But by 1882 it was fashionable enough to make an appearance in Gilbert's lyrics for Iolanthe:

In your shirt and your socks
(The black silk with gold clocks)
Crossing Salisbury Plain on a bicycle.


The quarter century between 1890 and the first world war was the golden age of the bike. Oh, to see Henry James making his stately progress down the Sussex lanes, or going to call on Conrad. Or George Bernard Shaw out for a 'spin' with George Moore, or H.G. Wells pedalling industriously to keep up with the young Rebecca West.


('I was a real thruster on a pedal-bike,' she told me many decades later.)


Mr Gladstone, I suspect, was a little too old to take to the bike, but Lord Salisbury tried it and his nephew A.J. Balfour was often on one when he was prime minister. It was one of the things he held against Lord Curzon, whom he prevented from becoming prime minister when Bonar Law died; 'George is too grand ever to have been on a bicycle.' Zola thought of writing a novel about the social consequences of the bicycle but never got round to it, though a photograph survives showing him about to mount one, dressed in what looks like a Gallic version of 1890s golfing kit.


Yet, plainly, bicycles and morality are not wholly unconnected, since a bike is something which enables you to move by your own physical efforts, without dependence on animals, flunkeys or minerals. Next to walking it is the most moral form of transport, symbolising independence, unselfishness and self-reliance. Hence Norman Tebbit's famous Thatcherite rallying cry to the unemployed, 'On yer bike!' and the old Chilean proverb, beloved of General Pinochet, 'El socialismo puede llegar sólo en bicicleta.'


For me, the second half of the 1930s was the age of the bicycle. I put up with hand-me-downs from my older brother and sister until the glorious moment when, thanks to the munificence of a godfather, I actually acquired a brand-new Raleigh, all to myself. Nothing I have ever owned has given me one quarter of the pleasure of that sparkling machine, with its three gears, light and dynamo, and its graceful, tingling carriage in all weathers. It gave me a freedom I had never before dreamed of possessing and which, when I think deeply about it, I have never really enjoyed since.


I ranged over the Five Towns, where we lived in Arnold Bennett-like cosiness, and went out to draw and paint local churches with my father, who gave me lessons in architectural draughtsmanship (he had a Raleigh too). Together with my sturdy friend Richard, the doctor's son, I went on all-day excursions across north Staffordshire and into Derbyshire and Cheshire, across Biddulph Moor, to Leek and Macclesfield, to the little towns I call the Gaskell Country of Cranford, to the Dove Valley and the Peak District (a two-day trip, that), to weird hills called the Roaches and Cloud End and ancient places with names like Uttoxeter. We had satchels with our grub: sandwiches of potted meat or anchovy paste, lettuce and tomato with slivers of gherkin, or buns with triangles of processed cheese (then a novelty) wrapped in silver paper. How good such edibles tasted, eaten with voracious relish sitting on a farm gate by the side of the road, the silver wheels of our bikes spinning idly on the grass, reflecting the sunshine. We had, if we were lucky, Tizer ('the Appetiser') or dandelion-and-burdock to drink — Coca-Cola was unheard of then where we lived — and as an extra treat a Mars Bar (new from America in 1936) or Milky Way (England's answer in 1937).


All was not idyllic, of course. There were flat tyres to contend with, even punctures, and here I must pose a question. Why do bicycles inspire jokes in literary circles and showbiz? Why, for instance, did Kingsley Amis write, in 'A Bookshop Idyll',

Should poets bicycle-pump the human heart
Or squash it flat?


Auden, too, was one for bicycle cracks ('Tomorrow the bicycle races ...but today the struggle', etc) as were Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey and the ITMA team. Another comedian, Billy Connolly, used to say, 'Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.' Had he ever used one? Not so easy is my recollection. But I have an itch to get on my bike again, all the same. It is, when all is said, the most ingenious of useful mechanical inventions, the easiest to use — perfect for simpletons like me — and the least harmful. Impossible to sin with a bike; anyway, mortally.

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Previously:

08/03/06: Why is there no workable philosophy of music?
07/11/06: Historically speaking, energy crisis is America's opportunity
07/06/06: The misleading dimensions of persons and lives
06/06/06: First editions are not gold
05/23/06: A downright ugly man need never despair of attracting women, even pretty ones
04/25/06: Was Washington right about political parties?
04/12/06: Let's Have More Babies!
04/05/06: For the love of trains
03/29/06: Lincoln and the Compensation Culture
03/22/06: Bottle-beauties and the globalised blond beast
03/15/06: Europe's utopian hangover
03/08/06: Kindly write on only one side of the paper
02/28/06: Creators versus critics
02/21/06: The Rhino Principle

© 2006, Paul Johnson

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