Jewish World Review August 24, 2006 / 30 Menachem-Av, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Saudi Arabia lost its Little League World Series game Tuesday. The Saudi team has a six-foot-eight first baseman and a six-foot-three pitcher. They may be the first Little League players ever disqualified for being Osama bin Laden's children.
Osama bin Laden's former concubine revealed Monday he's in love with Whitney Houston. He said he would break the color rule to marry her. Whitney Houston came this close to going down in history as the Jackie Robinson of terrorist wives.
Survivor's producers made news Tuesday with the ground rules for next season's series. They will divide up teams by race and then pit them against each other. It's the first show ever based on the minutes of a Los Angeles School Board meeting.
Bill Clinton admitted Saturday he enjoys making a living giving speeches for corporate events and charities. Every former president does what he does best. When President Bush leaves office he will work as a greeter at the Mexican border.
Palestinian civil servants threatened Tuesday they might go on strike. Their demands are about what you would expect. The civil servants want better pay and benefits and CD players in the car bombs that don't skip when you hit a pothole.
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