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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 23, 2006 / 29 Menachem-Av, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Princeton Review released its annual list naming the University of Texas at Austin as the nation's top party school. The students ranked third in beer drinking and second in hard liquor. They see Snakes on a Plane whenever they take a flight before noon.


Barry Bonds told reporters Sunday that family considerations would determine whether he keeps playing. The locals love him. Every other morning the Sparkletts fellow drops by his house and delivers a five-gallon bottle filled with clean urine.


Hitler's Cross restaurant opened in the financial district in Bombay Tuesday, displaying a painting of the Fuehrer at the front door and offering continental fare. It is not for people with feeble appetites. The child's plate is Switzerland.


Hezbollah leader Hasran Nasrallah horrified television viewers Saturday when he told an interviewer that he would be proud if his young sons became martyrs for Islam. He ought to enjoy them while he can. These kids blow up so fast nowadays


Osama bin Laden's one-time sex slave was quoted Monday saying the al-Qaeda leader has a crush on Whitney Houston. Suddenly the Left Coast has signed onto the War on Terror. We didn't believe Osama was really dangerous until he started stalking celebrities.


The Tehran Symphony Orchestra performed in Germany Sunday, where they played Tchaikovsky's Overture to Romeo and Juliet. Classical musicians in America were very impressed. Iran's musicians get paid one hundred dollars a month, but it's steady.


Iran held televised war games Saturday and hit a blimp with a missile as an example of what will happen to anyone who violates Iranian airspace. No one knows who owned the blimp. They haven't had a Goodyear since they overthrew the Shah.


France offered to send two hundred troops to Lebanon Monday but not the five thousand sought. French troops are perfectly willing to fight crazed Muslims who want to destroy Western Civilization. That's why they won't leave the Paris suburbs.


Democrats moved the Nevada presidential caucus up ahead of the New Hampshire primary. It's essential that they get to Las Vegas. History shows the earlier the candidates start cheating on their spouses, the better their chances for two terms in the White House.

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