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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 15, 2006 / 21 Menachem-Av, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The World Series of Poker was won in Las Vegas on Friday by Hollywood talent agent Jamie Gold. He had a real advantage. In a tournament of professional liars, a Hollywood agent is like a sixteen-year-old ringer in the Little League World Series.


Hugh Hefner was disappointed by the low turnout at his annual Lingerie Party at the Playboy Mansion Saturday. All the women at the party were wearing nothing but sheer negligees. Compared to the airport it was like an evening in Afghanistan.


The Wall Street Journal said last week's airport confiscation of perfumes and fine wines and liquor netted airports lots of cash when they resold the stuff on eBay. This is just terrible. Fidel Castro could die any day now thinking he won.


Democrat Ned Lamont won the Connecticut Senate primary last Tuesday with a strong anti-war stand. Hillary Clinton remained warlike. When she heard the NFL named a former intern to be the new NFL commissioner she broke dishes until she was assured it was a guy.


Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked Mike Wallace Sunday why the U.S. is still in Iraq. It was embarrassing for the president of Iran to ask a question like that. Mike Wallace tried to slam the door in his face but the cameras caught it all.


New York's Mercantile Exchange saw oil prices plummet by three dollars a barrel Thursday due to threats to the travel industry. What a relief. Gasoline is so expensive in Los Angeles that Mel Gibson and Robin Williams had to carpool to rehab


Heathrow Airport in London was the scene of delays Thursday when Scotland Yard foiled a plot to blow up airliners. Everyone's adjusting to strict new carry-on limitations. British Airways just introduced a new in-flight beer called Pack Lite.


President Bush said in Wisconsin Thursday this nation is at war with Islamic fascists. We have a strategy for victory. We're going to search every Methodist, Baptist, Catholic, Jew, Mormon, Buddhist, Presbyterian and Episcopalian who walks into the airport until the Muslims die of hunger and thirst waiting in line.


Major League Baseball signed a deal with Sprint on Wednesday allowing people to listen to baseball games on cellphones. What a deal. For just six dollars a month you get unlimited listening minutes and a bonus tumor the size of a baseball.

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