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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 14, 2006 / 20 Menachem-Av, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Terry Bradshaw is set to star in his twelfth year on Fox NFL Sunday. He just appeared nude in the movie comedy Failure to Launch. He had no idea he would be giving Americans the courage to walk through airport security in compliance with the new rules.


The Transportation Security Administration on Thursday banned all liquids from being carried onto passenger planes. Pilots on America West had a new excuse for being drunk in the cockpit. They had to drink their aftershave before they boarded.


The airport baggage handlers' union said Friday new travel rules require more handlers. Applicants are plentiful. Now that computers, cellphones, cameras and iPods have to be checked, wide receiver isn't the only job open to men with sticky fingers.


The Dallas Cowboys said Wednesday Terrell Owens will be sidelined the entire pre-season. Since training camp began he's had only one full day of practice. One day of practice is just like one day of clean living, it doesn't do you any good.


The Max Planck Institute for Molecular Genetics in Germany said Tuesday it's invented a pill to combat stupidity. It was tested on mice. Already Mickey Mouse is demanding a percentage of the gate and Minnie Mouse wants a New York Senate seat.


Sir Paul McCartney froze his joint bank account with wife Heather Mills last week. You can't blame him for leaving her. She's a world-respected spokesman for animal rights and he'll never get into the House of Lords with that kind of baggage.


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was on CBS' 60 Minutes Sunday. He insisted he's not against Jews personally, he just wants to destroy Israel. Even in the Mideast, each interview begins with the ritual of distancing oneself from Mel Gibson.


The Los Angeles Times on Friday printed bomb-making instructions on its front page. Products sold at any drug store can be used to make a bomb called the Mother of Satan. Luckily, the components aren't available because the meth labs suck up the whole supply.


The U.S. Court of Appeals ruled on Friday that random bag searches in the New York subways are legal. We take all our security cues from the Mother Country. After the London bombings we clamped down on subway bags, after Heathrow we restricted carry-on luggage, and after Princess Diana's death we started the Click It or Ticket campaign.

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