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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 2, 2006 / 8 Menachem-Av, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah said Sunday he hopes his teenaged son will someday be a suicide bomber. The perks are great. Each martyr is guaranteed to be greeted in heaven by seventy-two virgins and given Mel Gibson's cell phone number.


Mel Gibson apologized Sunday for his profane anti-Semitic tirade when he was cited for drunk driving Friday. He blamed it on Jose Cuervo. It's a disgrace that somebody who has that much money is relying on the labor of illegal immigrants.


Malibu sheriffs denied Sunday they tried to cover up Mel Gibson's outrageous remarks. He screamed at the cop who pulled him over that the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world today. That is a slander against the good name of oil.


The Los Angeles Times reported Monday that Mel Gibson may have lost his deal with ABC to produce a mini-series on the Holocaust. The network said it is still waiting to see the script. They didn't care at all for the preview over the weekend.


Tour de France champ Floyd Landis canceled a planned charity auction of his bicycle after flunking his blood test. He shouldn't give up hope. They can still inject the bicycle seat with steroids and sell the whole thing as a Harley-Davidson.


Ohio's illegal immigrants left town Monday after federal authorities cracked down on employers. Nobody's happy about it. The finest restaurant in Columbus won't allow you to order any dessert until everyone has finished clearing the table.


Iran announced Monday they will publicly hang five men accused of bombing an oil city. It's a good sign. If the Bush administration and Iran can find common ground on their most fundamental values, the nuclear agreement cannot be far behind.


NATO troops arrived in southern Afghanistan Monday to replace U.S. troops. The replacements are Germans, Poles, Italians and French troops. You know things have taken a turn for the worse when the Germans marching into Kandahar is the good news.

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