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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 8, 2005 / 5 Menachem-Av, 5765

Space Shuttled

By Tom Purcell


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "Hello, Discovery, this is Mission Control. We have a few problems, over."

"Problems! You're telling us there are more problems, over!"

"A chunk of foam fell off the fuel tank again. It hit the heat shield again. It didn't do any damage though, over."

"The foam fell off again! That was the cause of the Columbia tragedy in 2003. The foam punctured the shuttle's wing. The puncture allowed superheated gases to flow inside during reentry. The superheated gases caused Columbia to disintegrate. How the heck did the foam fall off again, over?"

"We goofed, Discovery. Those were the exact words of NASA Chief Michael Griffin. He said we goofed on key safety checks, over."

"But NASA just spent $1 billion during the past 2 1/2 years to completely overhaul the shuttle program! Yet we've been plagued with problems from the start of our mission, over."

"Well, that's partly because we're being so cautions on your mission, Discovery. NASA engineers have equipped your shuttle with a robotic arm tipped with cameras and other instruments. We're finding things that we may have missed before, over."

"What kind of THINGS, over?"

"Funny you should ask, Discovery. The cameras found strands of thermal cloth dangling off the shuttle's belly. No big deal really. Do you have any scissors or a hacksaw on board, over."

"Scissors! A hacksaw! Perhaps we can swing by the Home Depot, over."

"Sorry, Discovery, but you're going to have to send someone outside your shuttle to snip those dangling strands, over."

"What are we, Pep Boys, over?"

"You've done repair work on the Hubble Telescope. You've helped to build and maintain the International Space Station. Though you haven't practiced this particular task, we know you can tackle the job, over."

"For goodness sakes, Mission Control, what has happened to NASA and America's once prestigious space program? We used to be so bold, so confident, over."

"Let's not get down on ourselves, Discovery. We've had only two failed space shuttle missions out of 114 — that's a 98 percent success rate. Remember all the unique scientific studies the shuttle has allowed us to do in space. Remember that the Hubble Telescope and International Space Station would be nothing without the shuttle, over."

"Yes, this is true, but our recent foul-ups have really given us a black eye. Polls show that only six in ten Americans think we should continue the shuttle program. Editorial pages are calling for the program to be scrapped. The program's future isn't looking so good, over."

"Sure, Discovery, some argue that the shuttle technology is outmoded and that there are safer and cheaper ways to conduct scientific experiments in space. Some argue that NASA has become such a large government bureaucracy, nobody can manage it. Others argue about the exorbitant costs. But there's no reason to worry about the shuttle program, over."

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"Why not, over?"

"You may have lost some faith in NASA, Discovery, but never lose faith in the American political system. Way too many political interest groups have way too much to loose if the shuttle program ever got shut down. They'll be coming out of the woodwork shortly to keep everything pretty much as it is, over."

"So NASA won't get the real overhaul it so desperately needs, over?"

"Not until the American people rise up and demand it, and they don't seem to be paying close enough attention to demand much of anything. In fact, there's only one minor thing for us to worry about at the moment, over."

"What's that, Mission Control, over?"

"The cameras also found a tear on a heat-blocking blanket under the cockpit window. It's probably no big deal, but do you have any duct tape on board, over?"

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