Home
In this issue
Nov. 23, 2009
JWisdom.com: Actually, it really is all about you with Rabbi Lawrence Hajioff
Nov. 20, 2009
Rabbi David Aaron: How to make every second of your life come first
Caroline B. Glick: Whither American Jewry
Nov. 19, 2009
Binyamin L. Jolkovsky: Please Listen to this Godcast (5 minutes)
Jonathan Tobin: ADL Crosses the Line with Report Bashing Obama Critics
Nov. 18, 2009
Rabbi Yonason Goldson: What Judaism has to say about the secret of the Mona Lisa's smile
JWisdom.com: The (Jewish) Dating Game with Rabbi Lawrence Hajioff (8 minutes)
Nov. 17, 2009
Steven Emerson: How Does the 4th Amendment Impact Terror Finance Investigations?
JWisdom.com: If Frank Sinatra married Edith Piaf with Rabbi Y.Y. Rubinstein (2 minutes) Life lessons from what would be regarded as the most inappropriate lyrics ever sung
Nov. 16, 2009
The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : When borrowing is stealing
JWisdom.com: Deconstructing faith with Rabbi Warren Goldstein (9 minutes)
Nov. 13, 2009
JWisdom.com Sarah's subjective reality with Rabbi Sroy Levitansky ( 6 minutes)
Caroline B. Glick: Obama's failure, Netanyahu's opportunity
Nov. 12, 2009
The Kosher Gourmet By Marialisa Calta : A sweet sweet potato treat
JWisdom.com Does God get tired? with Rabbi Harvey Belovski ( 5 minutes)
Nov. 11, 2009
Rabbi Avi Shafran: Jews and money: When anti-Semitism isn't
JWisdom.com Marriages are not made in Heaven with Rabbi Lawrence Hajioff (VERY fast 15 minutes)
Nov. 10, 2009
Michael Doyle: Author of book exposing CAIR ordered to remove supporting documents from Web
JWisdom.com If the creation so loudly shouts the existence of the Creator, why aren't more people believers? with Rabbi Naftali Brawer (9 minutes)
Nov. 9, 2009
Mark Steyn: Shooter exposes hole in U.S. terror strategy
JWisdom.com It's never too late to have a happy childhood with Sarah Chana Radcliffe (5 minutes)
Nov. 6, 2009
Rabbi Berel Wein: Choosing to hear
JWisdom.com Zero to 1/60th: How to Empower An Hour with Gavriel Aryeh Sande (7 minutes)
Caroline B. Glick The mullahs' big week
Suzanne Fields A Fallen Wall for Fallen Man
Nov. 5, 2009
The Kosher Gourmet: Three scrumptious -- but simple -- butternut squash dishes
JWisdom.com Hidden Hints: Unlocking Faith & Prayer with Rabbi Jay Yaacov Schwartz (10 minutes)
Nov. 4, 2009
Tom Hamburger and Kim Geiger: Should prayers be covered?
JWisdom.com When God played peacemaker With Rabbi Sroy Levitansky (5 minutes)
Nov. 3, 2009
Martin Peretz: Beware, Barack. Beware, Rahm. Beware, Axelrod
JWisdom.com Are you are closet idolater? With Sara Yoheved Rigler (10 minutes)
Nov. 2, 2009
Paul Greenberg: The Holocaust is now on Facebook
JWisdom.com Abraham's Strange Change With Rabbi Yitzchok Fingerer (5 minutes)
Oct. 29, 2003
Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)

Jewish World Review August 18, 2005 / 13 Av, 5765

Books? What mom has time for books?

By Karen Heller

 WIDTH=
Printer Friendly Version
Email this article

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | When women have babies, our reading becomes limited largely to the back of Tylenol bottles.

With time, the syllabus expands to include the What to Expect canon, though only so long as to prepare for the next few hours of the child's life.

This tends to make us colossal bores and miserably uninformed.

Donate to JWR


Fortunately, nature provides. Our tiny companions can neither talk nor understand, so mother and child are matched in babble. Sadly, many women forget this.

Recently, a cafe's entire clientele had to endure one mother prattling, incessantly and loudly, to her mewling son. She was reading about international relations from the paper. It was all I could do to stop from yelling, "He isn't interested in Condoleezza Rice! He's interested in cookie."

When I was home on maternity leave, and getting through one newspaper article seemed an accomplishment worthy of some prize (MacArthur? Nobel?), my friend Vicki suggested that I tackle Vikram Seth's ``A Suitable Boy'' (1,488 pages!), a book so long as to make Dickens seem like Goodnight Moon.


BUY THE BOOK
Does this book sound intriguing?

Click HERE to purchase it at a discount. (Sales help fund JWR.).

Now, Vicki is beyond wonderful, able to read 1,500-page books and raise three children, all while losing her thighs though, clearly, not her mind, but this was, without question, the single meanest thing anyone has ever suggested to me.

Reading is one of life's great pleasures. It always seemed a tad unkind that children, another bounty, believe they are perfectly good substitutes for getting lost in a book.

This is patently untrue. Books never ask to be driven anywhere.

Our summer vacations have long been built on repetition and reading, plus a healthy intake of spiced hard-shells. There were years when I went to sleep with volumes strewn across my bedspread so, in the event that I woke up, they were immediately available. Every summer, I try to tackle at least one masterpiece that has eluded me. I can mark the years by those books: The War and Peace summer, the Trollope summer.

And then, for many years, children and a brain gone to mush. Sometimes I would try subterfuge and suggest for bedtime reading, "Hey, kids, how about the latest from celebrated children's author Philip Roth?"

But, no dice.

My husband, who reads twice as quickly as I do, would sneak away. Hours later, I'd find him a good way through a novel and shoot him a look that said How dare you? In return, he would offer me a couple of hours off. I fantasized about devouring Anthony Powell's ``A Dance to the Music of Time,'' all 12 volumes, but the truth was all I ever did was nap.


BUY THE BOOK
Does this book sound intriguing?

Click HERE to purchase it at a discount. (Sales help fund JWR.).

David and I read different books partially because I have no patience for mysteries — I want to know who did it pronto — and because, in the retelling to each other, it doubles our intake. But none of this mattered when the children were younger and we were at the beach, because I barely read anything beyond recipes.

And then, miracle of miracles, I began to read again. Granted, my Magic Mountain summer was accomplished by allowing the kids to devour copious amounts of television. The same may hold true this vacation for what I hope shapes up to be the Brothers Karamazov summer.

Yes, I am surely going to hell for this, I say to myself as I turn the pages, but at least I'm going to hell having read Mann and Dostoevsky.

Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

Karen Heller is a columnist for Philadelphia Inquirer. Comment by clicking here.

Archives

© 2005, The Philadelphia Inquirer Distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune Information Services.

Insight (Our Columnists)

 Arnold Ahlert
 Mitch Albom
 Michael Barone
  Dave Barry
 Tony Blankley
 Andy Borowitz
 David Broder
 Stratfor Briefing
 Mona Charen
 Linda Chavez
 Ann Coulter
 Greg Crosby
 Larry Elder
 Suzanne Fields
 John Fund
 Frank J. Gaffney
 Lloyd Garver
 Jonah Goldberg
 Julia Gorin
 Jonathan Gurwitz
 Paul Greenberg
 Lewis Grossberger
 Victor Davis Hanson
 Betsy Hart
 Nat Hentoff
 David Horowitz
 Laura Ingraham
 Cheri Jacobus
Jeff Jacoby
 Paul Johnson
 Jack Kelly
 Ed Koch
 Ch. Krauthammer
 Michael Ledeen
 John Leo
 David Limbaugh
 Kathryn Lopez
 Rich Lowry
 Michelle Malkin
 Jackie Mason
 Dick Morris
 Bill O'Reilly
 Jim Mullen
 Clarence Page
 Kathleen Parker
 Dennis Prager
 Wesley Pruden
 Tom Purcell
 Jonathan Rauch
 Celia Rivenbark
 Robert Robb
 Cokie & Steve Roberts
 Pat Sajak
 Debra J. Saunders
 Culture Shlock
 Roger Simon
 Michael Smerconish
 Thomas Sowell
 Mark Steyn
 John Stossel
 Cal Thomas
 Bob Tyrrell
 Diana West
 Dave Weinbaum
 George Will
 Walter Williams
 Byron York
 Mort Zuckerman

'Toons
 Robert Arial
 Chuck Asay
 Baloo
 Chip Bok
 Dry Bones
  Lisa Benson
 John Branch
 Gary Brookins
 John Cole
 J. D. Crowe
 John Deering
 Brian Duffy
 Everything's Relative
 Mallard Fillmore
 Jake Fuller
 Bob Gorrel
 Joe Heller
 David Hitch
 Jerry Holber
 Steve Kelley
 Jeff Koterba
 Dick Locher
 Chan Lowe
 Ranan R. Lurie
 Jimmy Margulies
 Rick McKee
 Michael Ramirez
 Kevin Siers
 Jeff Stahler
 Ed Stein
 Danna Summers
 John Trever
 Gary Varvel
 Kirk Walters

Lifestyles
 How 2
 Lori Borgman
 The Savvy Consumer
 Elder matters
 Fixit
 Dr. Peter Gott
 GET A JOB! by Marty Nemko
 Richard Lederer
 Tech Maven
 Every Monday Matters
 Nutrition Myths
 Bookmark These
 Bruce Williams
 How Stuff Works