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Jewish World Review
August 18, 2005
/ 13 Av, 5765
Books? What mom has time for books?
By
Karen Heller
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When women have babies, our reading becomes limited largely to the
back of Tylenol bottles.
With time, the syllabus expands to include the What to Expect canon,
though only so long as to prepare for the next few hours of the
child's life.
This tends to make us colossal bores and miserably uninformed.
Fortunately, nature provides. Our tiny companions can neither talk
nor understand, so mother and child are matched in babble. Sadly,
many women forget this.
Recently, a cafe's entire clientele had to endure one mother
prattling, incessantly and loudly, to her mewling son. She was
reading about international relations from the paper. It was all I
could do to stop from yelling, "He isn't interested in Condoleezza
Rice! He's interested in cookie."
When I was home on maternity leave, and getting through one
newspaper article seemed an accomplishment worthy of some prize
(MacArthur? Nobel?), my friend Vicki suggested that I tackle Vikram
Seth's ``A Suitable Boy'' (1,488 pages!), a book so long as to make
Dickens seem like Goodnight Moon.
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Now, Vicki is beyond wonderful, able to read 1,500-page books and
raise three children, all while losing her thighs though, clearly,
not her mind, but this was, without question, the single meanest
thing anyone has ever suggested to me.
Reading is one of life's great pleasures. It always seemed a tad
unkind that children, another bounty, believe they are perfectly
good substitutes for getting lost in a book.
This is patently untrue. Books never ask to be driven anywhere.
Our summer vacations have long been built on repetition and reading,
plus a healthy intake of spiced hard-shells. There were years when I
went to sleep with volumes strewn across my bedspread so, in the
event that I woke up, they were immediately available. Every summer,
I try to tackle at least one masterpiece that has eluded me. I can
mark the years by those books: The War and Peace summer, the
Trollope summer.
And then, for many years, children and a brain gone to mush.
Sometimes I would try subterfuge and suggest for bedtime reading,
"Hey, kids, how about the latest from celebrated children's author
Philip Roth?"
But, no dice.
My husband, who reads twice as quickly as I do, would sneak away.
Hours later, I'd find him a good way through a novel and shoot him a
look that said How dare you? In return, he would offer me a couple
of hours off. I fantasized about devouring Anthony Powell's ``A
Dance to the Music of Time,'' all 12 volumes, but the truth was all
I ever did was nap.
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David and I read different books partially because I have no
patience for mysteries I want to know who did it pronto and
because, in the retelling to each other, it doubles our intake. But
none of this mattered when the children were younger and we were at
the beach, because I barely read anything beyond recipes.
And then, miracle of miracles, I began to read again. Granted, my
Magic Mountain summer was accomplished by allowing the kids to
devour copious amounts of television. The same may hold true this
vacation for what I hope shapes up to be the Brothers Karamazov
summer.
Yes, I am surely going to hell for this, I say to myself as I turn
the pages, but at least I'm going to hell having read Mann and
Dostoevsky.
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