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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 29, 2005 / 24 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wal-Mart said its two biggest selling items in Florida before Hurricane Katrina arrived were cold beer and Strawberry Pop Tarts. It had to happen. The federal government put Martha Stewart away for one year and now people think this is Living.


Bill Clinton went on vacation Thursday to the Hawaiian island of Kauai where he was spotted by photographers playing golf with movie star Pierce Brosnan. Bill Clinton has always admired the James Bond films. He even married Ambition Galore.


Lance Armstrong denied French lab reports Friday which indicated he doped up for the Tour de France. He didn't need steroids. Bicycling over the Pyrenees at the age of thirty-seven is as natural as getting elected governor of California.


. New York Mets legend Dwight Gooden fled police in Tampa Tuesday after he was stopped for drunk driving. He kept driving for three days until he ran out of money. You know the economy is in a sad state when gasoline is more expensive than cocaine.


Florida State won the right to keep its Seminoles name Tuesday. There's much to be said for tribal symbolism. When gas prices hit three dollars a gallon in Illinois, an entire tribe of Winnebagos began a vigil outside President Bush's ranch.


Al Sharpton joined peace protester Cindy Sheehan Sunday at her makeshift camp near the Crawford ranch. He's a very busy man. Al Sharpton was just asked by one of the networks to host a new show this fall called Dancing with the Camera Hogs.


Hillary Clinton returned from a trip with John McCain and two other senators to northern Alaska looking for signs of global warming. Their trip got tons of positive media coverage. They wore tuxedos so people would think they were penguins.


The U.S. Border Patrol admitted Thursday that an illegal alien threw a rock at their helicopter and hit the blades. The chopper was forced to make an emergency landing. It was the first indication that Palestinians are coming across the border from Mexico.

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