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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 24, 2005 / 19 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Rolling Stones decided not to play their anti-war song Sweet Neo-Con when they opened in Boston Sunday. The tour is sponsored by a bank. They are going to need all that money to buy a pro-war song from Toby Keith when they get to Texas.


The Automobile Club said Monday gas prices rose thirty cents per gallon just last month. New fortunes are being made. Courtney Love could easily become the richest woman in Los Angeles due to the length of time she won't be allowed to drive.


Hunter Thompson's ashes were fired from a one-hundred-fifty- foot-high cannon in Colorado Sunday. They fell on the mountains above his ranch. He will have a whole new generation of followers when the coca bushes begin sprouting next spring.


Anheuser Busch launched a responsible-drinking ad campaign Monday. These new commercials show young men going home after two beers. There was more truth in advertising when they were allowed to put marbles in the bottom of the vegetable soup.


Florida State announced Monday it will appeal the NCAA's attempt to get rid of their Seminole mascot. The trial won't last long. The university has the backing of the Seminole tribe of Oklahoma, and these days oil nations pretty much call the tune.


Connecticut sued the federal government over the No Child Left Behind Act. State officials say the federal government has no right to tell them how to run their schools. The people of Alabama haven't laughed this hard since Hee-Haw was canceled.


Pierce Brosnan told Entertainment Weekly Thursday that the producers of the James Bond movies fired him over the phone. The issue was his advanced age. They were very disappointed in the low box office numbers from his last Bond movie, License to Fish.

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