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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 22, 2005 / 17 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The San Francisco Chronicle said Thursday that Democrats asked Warren Beatty and Robin Williams to run for governor of California. There's a good reason why Democrats are approaching actors to run for governor. The penguins are all working.


Oakland Raiders star Randy Moss told an interviewer Thursday he still smokes pot. It doesn't affect his play. During his last game, the grounds crew moved the hash marks to the side of the field but Randy found them and smoked them anyway.


Cornell biologists proposed Friday that the American Great Plains be stocked with wild elephants and tigers and cheetahs to save the species. That's how much some people hate Wal-Mart. They will do anything they can to keep them from opening.


NBC News reported Thursday that India's capital city of New Delhi is swarming with monkeys this week. Hundreds of monkeys are running free in the streets and in government buildings. Their Congress doesn't take a summer recess like ours does.


The Auto Club reported that gasoline prices hit an all-time high Friday. There is worry out West. If the rise in gas prices is accompanied by a rise in ammunition prices, the combined expense may be more than Los Angeles freeway commuters can bear.


Cindy Sheehan interrupted her Crawford ranch peace vigil Friday to visit her ailing mother in California. The neighbors don't like all the noise. Crawford is a small town in Texas with only one stoplight, one general store and six Starbucks.


John Kerry said Friday the Democratic Party doesn't need a lurch to the left or a lurch to the right. He's right. It needs to stand behind the principles which last got it elected and re- elected to the White House, namely free stuff and adultery.


Rafael Palmeiro was loudly booed in Oakland Wednesday in his first road game back from steroid suspension. He may not know Oakland. The town that produced Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire was all for him until he told Congress he would cooperate.


Osama bin Laden was absent last week in the latest videotape released by his lieutenants. He is reportedly going deaf. Wait until he finds out that what G-d actually told him was that seventy-two Virginians will be waiting for him in heaven.


Hillary Clinton addressed global warming in Alaska Thursday and said she saw that forests in the Yukon were devastated by spruce bark beetles. She remembers them well. She spent two long months picking them off Al Gore between campaign stops.


Howard Dean said Tuesday Iraqi women had it better under Saddam Hussein. The dictator was a pioneer in Arab women's rights. When he tied up women and tortured them he gave them the same five hundred dollars they would've gotten in Los Angeles.


John Roberts wrote memos to President Reagan twenty years ago favoring national ID cards to fight illegal immigration, saying it will threaten our social fabric. He also saw the danger of Michael Jackson. The only thing anybody will ask him at his confirmation hearings is if he has any stock picks.

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