Jewish World Review August 11, 2005 / 6 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Baltusrol Golf Club will host the PGA tournament today at the famous Old Course deep in the woods of northern New Jersey. The golfers are a little edgy. The noise in the gallery could be anything with John Gotti Jr. on trial in New York.

The Washington Redskins training camp was picketed Monday by Native American groups who were insulted by the team's name. They say it connotes racism and conquest and subjugation. They want to change the name to the Maryland Redskins.

Iran began nuclear fuel production Tuesday which will give wild-eyed Iranian mullahs nuclear as well as chemical weapons. Middle age is tough. Iraq may be the first war we ever got into because our leaders were too vain to wear reading glasses.

Congress was petitioned by consumer groups on Monday to verify the safety of silicone breast implants. The hearings would just be embarrassing. What are the congressmen going to say to these witnesses except that it's great to see them again?

New York prosecutor Jeanine Pirro said she would run against Hillary Clinton for Senate. Her husband was a tax cheat and Hillary's husband is Bill Clinton. These housewives are just a muscular gardener away from their own hit series on ABC.