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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 10, 2005 / 5 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wedding Crashers continued its huge box office haul last week. It's about two guys who sneak into weddings to seduce the romantically vulnerable bridesmaids. It's based on the true story about the founding of the Democratic Leadership Council.


Marilyn Monroe, in tapes released Friday, said she loved Jack Kennedy. He took steroids for his bad back. Now that it's proven steroids help you hit home runs, become president and attract gorgeous actresses, even congressmen will be taking them.


New York prosecutor Jeanine Pirro stated Monday she will run against Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Senate seat next year. Her husband served time for cheating on his taxes. Under New York state law, wives of cheating husbands get a Senate seat.


The Dow Jones fell when oil prices hit sixty-four dollars per barrel. We are a month away from observing Gasover. That's when an angel stops by the door of each home and takes the first- born child in exchange for a tank of unleaded regular.


Saddam Hussein's family fired his defense team of fifteen hundred lawyers on Monday. It's a leap of faith. The night before, they looked up and saw the space shuttle flying across the sky and thought it was the second coming of Johnnie Cochran.


Anheuser-Busch on Monday unveiled a new bottled drink called Tilt. They made a raspberry-flavored malt liquor with caffeine and ginseng. Market research says college students want a drink that tastes as good throwing up as it does going down.

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