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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 8, 2005 / 3 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The space shuttle astronauts on Friday picked up all the used food and drink containers in the space station. Perhaps we should do this more often. Inside the refrigerator were milk cartons with pictures of Patty Hearst on the side of them.


Marilyn Monroe hinted at an affair with Jack Kennedy and later Bobby Kennedy in audiotaped admissions to her psychiatrist made public Friday. It's touching. Greater love hath no man than he who shares Marilyn Monroe with his younger brother.


Rafael Palmeiro tested positive for using steroids Monday three months after he testified under oath to Congress that he never used steroids. This won't be the end of it. If convicted he could get four to eight years as California governor.


The USC Trojans led the nationwide rankings Friday in the pre-season college football poll. The team's number-one goal this fall is to avoid legal trouble. By the end of last season their first downs were being measured by real chain gangs.


Supreme Court nominee John Roberts said Friday he forgot to mention he was a cosmetics lobbyist. He also did free legal work for a gay rights group. Wait until Dr. James Dobson finds out that in his courtroom is a statue of Liberace the Lawgiver.


U.S. Senator Evan Bayh said Friday that Democrats lack credibility on national security. He said they have to convince the American people they are willing to use force. Hillary Clinton just asked William Kennedy Smith to be her running mate.


The Galaxy Drive-In opened south of Dallas Friday, becoming the first outdoor movie theater to open in decades. They sure bring back memories. Terry Bradshaw nearly froze to death in high school the night he went to see Closed for the Winter.


Troy, directed by Oliver Stone, was released in video stores Tuesday only four months after the Trojan War epic bombed at the box office. How bad is it? The other night half the audience got up and walked out, and it was the in-flight movie.


Rafael Palmeiro agreed to submit his drug test records to Congress Wednesday after his positive steroid test revealed he may have lied to a House committee. Lawmakers say the very integrity of Congress is at stake. In other words, no harm no foul.


Democrats were joyful Tuesday over a narrow loss in a congressional election in a solidly Republican district in Cincinnati. They followed up a narrow loss by Al Gore and a narrow loss by John Kerry with a narrow loss by Paul Hackett. Democrats should have gotten the message last year when Rodney Dangerfield left them his act.


Bill Clinton announced details on Wednesday of his Clinton Global Initiative summit. He misses power. While coaching a softball game yesterday he ordered his assistant to invade right field and seize the fly ball and overthrow the cutoff man.


The American Bar Association held its convention in Chicago Friday. The town is famous for gangsters and drinking and vice and corruption. Meeting in Chicago is the legal profession's way of thanking human nature for the seven-figure income.

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