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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 1, 2005 / 25 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist stunned evangelicals Friday by deciding to endorse stem cell research. It made for great television. The space shuttle sent back spectacular photos of Bill Frist doing a backflip and docking with Nancy Reagan.


The space shuttle fleet was grounded Wednesday because the fuel tanks keep shedding foam. NASA is looking for a really good adhesive. The space agency just called Betty Ford and asked what she uses to keep sitcom stars from falling off the wagon.


The Dallas Cowboys began summer training camp in Oxnard Friday. They want no distractions this year. Jerry Jones went around to local grade schools and asked the kids to come out to the camp and talk to the players about the dangers of drugs.


Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig upheld the twenty-game suspension for Texas Rangers pitcher Kenny Rogers Thursday. He'll be sharp by his next start. To make sure he hits the strike zone, their catcher is going to take off his crucifix and wear a camera around his neck.


Las Vegas, according to a news report Friday, may run out of water sometime in the next fifty years. Running out of water won't affect business. Tourists will fly in from everywhere to see the Meet Mr. Hoffa exhibit on the bottom of Lake Mead.


Pamela Anderson agreed Friday to be roasted on Comedy Central this fall. Her cause is animal rights. She doesn't like it when they take innocent chicks and inject them with hormones and make them wear bikinis and work for David Hasselhoff.


The National Hockey League's drug-testing policy was ripped by Congress last week. The lawmakers want stricter rules. The league requires drug testing only twice a year for players, but you wouldn't expect hockey to have a policy with teeth.


Hillary Clinton's fundraising report Thursday showed a suspiciously huge haul from lower Texas. Half her donations came from the impoverished Rio Grande Valley. No one wants to say it looks like money laundering but photos from the space shuttle show women on the banks of the Rio Grande beating hundred dollar bills on the rocks.


The U.S. Senate approved legislation Thursday to set up a national sex offender registry on the Internet. The registry is a terrific idea. It's very helpful for people across the country who never know what gift to buy for their sex offender.


Bill Clinton, it was announced Thursday, will address the China Internet Summit held in September in the city of Hangzhou. This could be a nasty flashback. Hangzhou is what forty-four Republicans voted to do to him at his impeachment trial.


Fox TV agreed Friday to investigate if Paula Abdul had sex with an American Idol contestant. Stay calm. If the Secret Service hears that someone named Abdul blew up American Idol, they'll shut down the Elvis Presley impersonator show at the Stardust.

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