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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 29, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Melania Trump won a huge settlement from a Maryland blogger who said she once worked as a call girl. She was a famous fashion model. Hers is one of the few immigrant success stories in which Melania can tell you what it was like to live on celery and lettuce AFTER she came to America.

Boris Johnson' ascendency to prime minister bodes well for the UK Special Relationship with the U.S. After two hundred and thirty years, we have a class system that rivals England's. Only in America do the rich and famous starve themselves to death and the poor weigh four hundred pounds.

Jeffrey Epstein was found semi-conscious and lying on the floor of in his jail cell Wednesday morning. He bore tell-tale marks that let detectives know what likely happened. Nobody knows if Epstein is going to turn states' evidence, but he did stick his neck out for Bill Clinton.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar incited another controversy about her radical views when cable networks picked up what she told Al Jazeera. She's a piece of work. Omar said it's wrong to judge people by the color of their skin or their sex, then she warned everybody to beware of white men.

CNN and MSNBC hosts licked their wounds after Robert Mueller's testimony failed to incriminate Trump. Many people on the left blamed Robert Mueller's poor performance in the hearings on global warming. Democrats had forecast thunder and lightning and they got fog.

Robert Mueller's mental decline was apparent to all during his testimony Wednesday about the Mueller Report. Democrats knew they were in for a long day after the first question. Committee Chairman Adam Schiff asked Bob Mueller to state his name and Mueller asked what page is that on?

President Trump declared victory after Robert Mueller's addled House testimony on Russian collusion. Democrats knew they were in trouble right away. After Adam Schiff welcomed him to the House Chamber, Mueller said he was there because he had been told there'd be pudding and Bingo.

Robert Mueller during Wednesday's testimony said that he'd been appointed a U.S. attorney by President George H.W. Bush. Actually it was Reagan who appointed him. For two years Robert Mueller's been trying to nail somebody for lying under oath and it looks like he's finally got his man.

Robert Mueller's House testimony fell flat before CNN viewers anxious to watch a fireworks show. CNN follows up on the Mueller nod-off with two nights of twenty Democratic presidential candidates debating. Ambien is threatening a lawsuit for taking away their market for sleeping pills.

The Democratic candidates quickly weighed in after Mueller's testimony. Bernie Sanders said Mueller proved Trump committed obstruction of justice and Elizabeth Warren said Mueller showed how Trump colluded with Russia. Joe Biden challenged Mueller to a sit-up contest.

Michael Moore issued a plea after Mueller's testimony urging Democrats to let impeachment go. He urged Dems to campaign on Democratic issues like health care, abortion rights and voting rights. Last year to protest Trump's adding a border wall, Moore went on a fifteen-minute hunger strike.

Bernie Madoff asked President Trump for clemency from his one hundred fifty year prison sentence Thursday. Bernie paid off old investors with a circular flow of money from new investors and skimmed off the middle. It's a federal crime to impersonate the Social Security Administration.

The Times of India reports that a meteor the size of a football crashed landed into a rice paddy in Eastern India, creating a three-foot-deep hole in the earth. There's no country that matches India for sheer excitement. India is the only place in the world where you can be killed by a tiger or a salad.

India's space agency announced they have launched a space module that's scheduled to land on the surface of the moon in early September. In today's world, it's first things first. Once India successfully lands on the moon, they will move on to their next project, a working sewage system.


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