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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 1, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Democratic Party staged night two of their presidential candidates' debates Thursday on NBC. They spent three hours battling the moderators and each other for their big moment in the spotlight. The last time I saw this many self-centered narcissists in one place, it was the night before.

The New York Post quoted a United Nations report on black market economies Thursday that revealed the production of cocaine in Colombia and Peru and Bolivia is at an all-time high. You can forget the box-office receipts. This is the real indicator that things in Hollywood are going terrific.

The UN released a report saying the public human waste conditions in San Francisco are comparable to Mumbai and Calcutta. The worst part is, San Franciscans will pretend it's chic to smell that way. Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced a new fragrance called Chanel Number Two.

President Trump flew to Tokyo last week to attend the G-20 Summit in Osaka. While discussing military options with reporters, Trump said Japan wouldn't have to help the U.S. if we're attacked. The Millennials won't get this, but the last time the U.S. was attacked, Japan was more than there for us.

The Democratic presidential debates offered economic proposals that were consistent. Liz Warren promised one free gallon of snake oil for every American. The next night Bernie Sanders strongly disagreed, and he promised two gallons of free snake oil for every American.

Kamala Harris staged an overwrought confrontation with Joe Biden over his centrist views on race in the Seventies. It was the last glorious decade before PC. If there was a 1975 video of Joe Biden coming out of Blazing Saddles still laughing, she would accuse Joe of subsidizing the N-word.

Bernie Sanders earned high points in the presidential debate from his supporters on the left who love his compassion. Sometimes he carries it a bit far. Back when Bernie was a little boy in Brooklyn and his friends played cowboys and Indians Bernie was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Presidential candidate Mayor Bill de Blasio tried to inspire a crowd of striking airport workers in Miami when he quoted Che Guevera. It's the wrong city to quote a Cuban communist hero. A quick-thinking aide produced a MAGA hat for Bill to put on that might well have saved his life.

O.J. Simpson tweeted from Las Vegas that he'd be watching the Democratic debate before he decided which candidate he would support for president. My guess is that he's not pro-life. The fact that O.J. Simpson was sitting in judgment of these clowns is scarier than anything they could say.

The History Channel aired a special about the stories behind all the White House furnishings. The president's desk is carved out of the oak from the British warship the HMS Resolute. This desk saw action in 1798 against Spain, in 1806 against France, and in 1998 against Monogamy.

Magician and illusionist David Blaine is completing his June tour of the United Kingdom this week before he heads for North America to astound audiences here. Last week, Blaine revealed his next most outrageous and dangerous stunt. He plans to return from the Dominican Republic alive.

Bernie Sanders tried to rattle Wall Street's cage by proposing to eliminate college student loan debt and pay for it with a tax on stock transactions. It doesn't seem equitable. If you're going to forgive college loan debt, you're going to have to forgive the debt I ran up getting drunk on my own.

Joe Biden submitted to an interview with Al Sharpton while campaigning to black Democrats in South Carolina. Civil rights advocates owe Joe a great debt of gratitude. Over the years, with one gaffe after another Joe Biden single-handedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.


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