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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 16,2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • Congress held hearings on any FBI bias in investigating Russian interference in social media in the last election. Think it through. Today, I was reading Democrats and Republicans tearing each other to shreds on Twitter, and it hit me that Russian interference could only be an improvement.

• FBI agent Peter Strzok testified about launching the Trump-Russia probe that fuels the media's and the late-night talk hosts' relentless belief that Russia elected Trump president. I think I've figured it out now. Sixty is the new forty, fifty is the new thirty and Russia is the new Kenya.

• Papa John's Pizza's John Schneider used the N-word while complaining about the NFL player anthem backlash against him. He said Colonel Sanders used to say the N-word all the time. Papa John has had to resign as CEO and Peyton Manning was ordered to tone down the Southern accent.

• Thailand rescue crews were cheered worldwide for getting the soccer team out of that cave. The next day they flew to Brussels and rescued a dozen NATO diplomats from a conference room where they were trapped by Trump. They came within minutes of having to pay their fair share.

• German Chancellor Angela Merkel had a one-on-one meeting with President Trump over his demand they pay more for NATO. You must be very careful when you encourage Germany to increase their military spending. Germans believe as an article of faith that the third time's the charm.

• German TV news aired video of a German infantry on maneuvers during war games, which showed soldiers armed with brooms instead of rifles due to their lack of military spending. They weren't hampered by the brooms. Once again, the Germans swept through France in six weeks.



• The Wall Street Journal reported about the revolution in aviation technology around the world that could revolutionize air travel in speed and in form. An entrepreneur in France has reportedly invented a train than can fly. We've already invented a train that can fly, it's called Amtrak.

• The Thai boys soccer team were rescued from that seaside cave where they'd been trapped for two weeks, then hospitalized for observation. NBC News said the man who first discovered the missing kids was British. Well, no wonder they almost couldn't find them if the cave was that long.

• The Department of Immigration is reported trying to increase U.S. work visas for professionals to work here. The president mentioned doctors from India. They're welcome, as long as they don't turn the life support system off for five minutes, then back on again to get the patient up and working.

• President Trump ripped Germany for their natural gas import deal with Russia at the NATO summit. It turned the media cross-eyed. CNN spends eighteen months comparing Trump to Hitler, then the moment Trump starts ordering Germans what to do, CNN can't believe he'd do such a thing.


• Judge Brett Kavanaugh made the rounds on Capitol Hill Tuesday and met with many Judiciary Committee members. His paper trail is really conservative. The Heritage Foundation endorsed Brett Kavanaugh after he issued a ruling stating the King needs no consent from Parliament to raise taxes.

• President Trump flew to London to meet Queen Elizabeth and hold trade talks with Theresa May. Most of our U.S. traditions are inherited from Britain. Every morning, hundreds of tourists line up outside the White House fence to take pictures of the Changing of the Communications Director.

• President Trump dined with Prime Minister May and British business leaders at the legendary Blenheim Palace. It was built in 1720 it for great General John Churchill, the Duke of Marlborough and ancestor of Winston. The U.S. honors them both by naming cancer sticks after them.

• President Trump flew to Brussels to demand EU countries pay the fiscal pledges they made to NATO. The EU's hesitation is puzzling. Considering all the times that Trump's been called Hitler, you'd think that when he tells Europe they need to spend more money on defense, they'd listen.

• US News and World Report said Baby Boomers are straining Social Security funds due to the huge number of recipients in my generation now drawing checks. Furthermore, we want what we want when we want it. I can't believe it's 1993 and they still haven't discovered a cure for Alzheimer's.

• Theresa May's government began fleeing her Monday over her foot-dragging on Brexit, which she'd opposed anyway. No one may be left to sign a trade deal with Trump. A team of rescuers from Thailand are on their way to Ten Downing Street to help Theresa May get out of a massive hole.


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