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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 19, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Donald Trump did an interview on CBS 60 Minutes Sunday with Mike Pence in which Donald stood by his promise to build a wall on the Mexican border. It's a calculated gamble. The bet is, that Hispanic voters are so Americanized they'll vote for Trump to keep their in-laws out of the country.

Hillary Clinton's health came under question Friday over the skull fracture she suffered three years ago when she fainted while standing in Bill's office and hit her head on his desk on the way down. This defies the laws of physics. Every other woman hit her head on his desk on the way up.

Turkey's president Tayyip Erdogan put down a military coup Sunday that set off alarm bells in NATO and the Mideast. It's already a U.S. campaign issue. Trump said if president he would deport all turkeys while Hillary Clinton urged all Americans to resist the siren call of turkey-phobia.

The House of Representatives failed to reach any compromise legislative agreements last week and Speaker Paul Ryan sent everybody home. Maybe a break will help. Congress left Washington D.C. Friday to go for a seven-week vacation, prompting even the Kardashians to ask, vacation from what?

France suffered another radical Islamic attack Thursday when a Muslim truck driver ran over scores of people celebrating Bastille Day in Nice. It never ends. Americans waited a full day for President Obama to declare that Islam is a religion of peace and to call for stricter truck control laws.

President Obama urged calm Friday after the terror attack in France. He asked Americans to try to better understand other people's culture. George Custer's last words at the Little Big Horn were that he will never understand Indians, just a few minutes ago they were all singing and dancing.

The Turkish military staged a coup and tried to take over Turkey's government Friday, declaring that the overthrow is necessary to safeguard democracy. President Obama watched the coup with an eye on history. He can't say he lost the entire Middle East without adding Turkey to his list of credits.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg vowed to move to New Zealand if Donald Trump is elected president. Others say they would move to Canada or Australia. Liberals would look a lot more tolerant and open-minded if they weren't always threatening to go away to the White Dominions.

President Obama took it on himself to address the nation's racial divide Wednesday after polls showed tensions boiling. Obama personally hosted a White House summit between police officers and members of the Black Lives Matter movement. And you wonder why Secret Service agents drink.

The New York Post reported that FBI agents who investigated Hillary have been forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement. That perfectly concludes the cover-up. At the height of the Watergate scandal, Richard Nixon famously insisted that he was not a crook, and he wasn't by today's standards.

Hillary Clinton stood next to Bernie Sanders during his endorsement speech Tuesday where she was clocked nodding her head over four hundred times. Some Bernie Sanders fans booed the endorsement for Mrs. Clinton. They vowed not to vote for Hillary when they don't vote in November.

The New England Journal of Medicine reported that plastic surgeons in the U.S. and in the UK are increasingly helping patients recover from plastic surgery by using leeches. The use of leech therapy is no secret. After the doctor has exhausted all other options, he refers the patient to a lawyer.

President Obama called on Congress to create a government-run health insurance plan as the Affordable Care Act continued crumbling. The president makes you one guarantee. If you like the doctor you lost due to Obamacare, you can keep the doctor you'll never get with Mutual of Obama.


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