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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 5, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Independence Day arrived Monday with polls tightening between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as both battled high disapproval. Our forefathers fought against British rule so that anyone can run for president. For the first time in two hundred and forty years, we're regretting that decision.

Donald Trump met with Iowa senator Joni Ernst as a possible running mate Monday. He looks buoyed. Donald Trump in a poll released Monday achieved a one hundred percent name recognition with the American people, and if he can overcome that he's got a chance to win this thing.

Hillary Clinton hit the campaign trail Tuesday after she'd spend all day Saturday being grilled by the FBI over her e-mails and the Clinton Foundation. She could turn the consequences into a selling point. Hillary could become the first Clinton ever elected president who comes pre-impeached.

Donald Trump was characterized by Democrats as mentally unstable in a poll on Friday and Hillary was described by Republicans as criminal. So we're left with two candidates for president, Not Yet Committed and Not Yet Indicted. Americans were in better hands under a mad English king.

Phoenix TV news showed Bill Clinton waiting on the tarmac for Loretta Lynch's plane to land last week, then he bounded up the stairs to meet privately with her. Experts are split. Either it was political skullduggery, innocent chit-chat or most likely, Bill was just trying to join the Sea Level Club.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch denied discussing Hillary's criminal probe with Bill Clinton when he jumped on her private jet at Phoenix just to say hello. Critics are wary. History teaches us that Bill Clinton is almost always up to no good whenever he gets onto a plane to meet up with a girl.

Loretta Lynch denied discussing Hillary's case with Bill when he jumped on her jet to say hi last week. Monday's New York Times said Hillary will keep Lynch as Attorney General. It's an old American tradition that if you rob enough banks in broad daylight, we start rooting for you to get away with it.

Hillary Clinton was jolted by a new poll Friday after a long month for the GOP's presumptive nominee Donald Trump. The bad news for Democrats is that Donald Trump took a five-point lead over Hillary in the Rasmussen Poll Friday. The good news for Democrats is, Friday was Canada Day.

The White House got low marks in weekend polls for its efforts in trying to contain or destroy ISIS terror. It doesn't seem fair. After last week's attack in Turkey, President Obama said it was a sign that ISIS is losing the war, and after Friday's attack in Bangladesh, he accepted their surrender.

Donald Trump denied a report in Bloomberg News Thursday that he was going to allow Mike Tyson to speak for him at the GOP Convention. Trump squelched the report saying that Mike will not be speaking for him at the convention. And to think people say they're worried about Donald's judgment.

President Obama flew to Ottawa to meet with Prime Minister Trudeau and Mexico's President Enrique Nina Piete last week. They discussed climate change and gay rights. It's called the North American Leaders Conference or as Donald Trump calls it, the Three Undocumented Amigos summit.

Johnny Manziel got sober Friday but it's hard to calculate how much of Johnny's money this takes from waitresses, bartenders, coke dealers, and liquor stores. Plus the money coke dealers give the waitresses, bartenders and liquor stores. And people thought Brexit would ruin the global economy.

West Hollywood declared all public restrooms gender-neutral on Friday. The city is a magnet for rock and comedy nightclub action on Sunset and the gay bar scene on Santa Monica. From now on, if you walk into a public restroom in West Hollywood, there may be a man or a woman living in it.


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