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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 4, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton was hit by a new poll Friday in which voters most described her as crooked and voters most described Trump as obnoxious. Americans are clearly not happy with the choices. We may be this close to the KKK circulating a petition calling for Obama to run for a third term in office.

Donald Trump laughed off Elizabeth Warren's claim he's unstable by citing her false claim that she's a Cherokee Indian so she could teach at Harvard. She's on no tribal rolls. Elizabeth Warren's proof of her family being Native American is a photo of her as a child, sitting Indian style.

Donald Trump on Thursday insisted that his low fund-raising totals are proof he's efficient by tying Hillary with only one-tenth the donations. He doesn't suffer from low self-esteem. Donald Trump is such a narcissist that he used to call up women at night and ask them what he was wearing.

The Fourth of July marks the two hundred fortieth anniversary of our independence from the UK. Today Americans and the Brits are having a competition to see who can be the center of the universe and have everyone's attention at all times. Britain is leading, but America has a Trump card.

President Obama ripped Donald Trump in a speech Tuesday and accused him of disrespecting Mexico with his stated plans to overhaul NAFTA and build a wall. It's not like they're defenseless. We must be careful not to anger Mexico, they have biological weapons that come right out of the tap.

North Korea's Kim Jung Un stirred up trouble by conducting a series of unsuccessful missile launchings from North Korea's missile base last week. South Korea and Japan said the missile launchings are provocative. They weren't intended to be provocative, all missiles are shaped like that.

New Jersey police were called to a grade school in Collingwood to arrest a third grade boy for saying they're serving brownies for lunch, and the teacher took it as a racist remark and called the cops. In New Jersey all the brownies belong to Governor Chris Christie. No wonder they arrested him.

A Harvard University study released Friday shows that public Fourth of July celebrations tend to turn school kids into conservatives. Reaction was swift. Teachers were horrified to hear that it just takes some fireworks and a patriotic speech to undo one hundred-eighty days of public school education.

Volkswagen agreed to pay out fifteen billion dollars in fines and restitution after the German automaker was caught cheating on its emission standards. It's a historic payout. The CEO said it's the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to Volkwagen, and they were founded by Hitler.

Facebook founder and chairman Mark Zuckerberg Friday bought a huge house and property in Hawaii surrounded by walls. Two months ago he ripped Donald Trump for promising to build a wall on Mexico's border. The difference is, U.S. guards won't shoot you for going over the border wall.

Rio's governor said that the Summer Olympic Games might turn out to be a disaster. Many of the U.S. Olympic athletes are collecting and freezing their sperm ahead of the Games in case they get bit by a Zika mosquito in Rio. They are training under Pee Wee Herman at an undisclosed laptop.

Hillary Clinton told a Hollywood town hall Tuesday she gets the alienation voters feel toward Washington D.C. and Wall Street. She's wooing angry, poor whites. Hillary overdid it a little when she picked up a clump of dirt and vowed that with G0D as her witness, she will never be hungry again.

Hollywood's legend Olivia de Havilland turns one hundred years old today in Los Angeles. In her honor a movie theater in San Francisco will run Gone with the Wind tonight. This might be the only chance in a San Francisco child's or grandchild's lifetime to see the South's side of things.

The Supreme Court ruled that if a governor does non-official favors for a donor it does not constitute political bribery and corruption. This could empty Joliet prison. Illinois is the only state where the current governor rides around in a car whose license plates were made by the previous governor.

Jay Leno was shaken up but not seriously hurt after crashing a car while taping an episode of his CNBC show Jay Leno's garage. He keeps over a hundred classic cars and dozens of classic motorcycles in his showroom. Jay Leno saved forty million dollars last year just by switching to Geico.

Senator Elizabeth Warren while onstage with Hillary Monday called Donald Trump unstable, shallow and narcissistic, substance-free and ego-maniacal. Her time is certainly arriving. Shark Week is the only time of the year when Elizabeth Warren gets to charge extra for public appearances.

CIA Director John Brennan warned that ISIS is using Syrian refugees streaming into the U.S. as a cover to stage attacks in the U.S. It's alarming. Intelligence officials say there are ways to tell if your neighbors are terrorists, for instance, if they approve of President Obama's anti-terror strategy.

President Obama stood before reporters in Canada Wednesday with Canada's premier Justin Trudeau and Mexico's president Nina Piete. On the day after the Turkey terrorist attacks, they addressed global warming. Every time ISIS blows a hole in the troposphere, Obama calls a summit.

Amazon Online began advertising DNA kits for ninety-nine dollars which will help prove the paternity of a child and the DNA kits also help adopted people to track down their birth parents. One of these DNA kits looks pretty old. It's a cheap blue skirt and a ticket for the White House tour.


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