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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 29, 2013 / 22 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama gave an hour-long speech on Wednesday in which he complained that the House probes into the IRS and Justice Department are just phony scandals. No one paid attention. In order make the news these days, he would have to confess to lewd-texting tea-partiers to avenge Trayvon.

ABC News reported Matt Sandusky, the son of Penn State's convicted pedophile coach Jerry Sandusky, filed papers Tuesday to change his name. There's more. In an effort to upgrade its image, the city of Sandusky, Ohio, just changed its name to Anthony Weinerville.

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner was accused by more female staffers of groping them on Tuesday. He's asked for sympathy. The poor guy is a Baby Boomer who doesn't know how to text or use a camera phone and he's forced to commit adultery with his bare hands.

The U.N. launched a fundraising drive to relieve the drought in the Horn of Africa on Thursday. It's going to require everyone's help. The U.N. just asked Anthony Weiner to text a photo of his penis to Somalia so that the emergency can get the attention it deserves.

Anthony Weiner confessed Thursday to yet more lewd texting of messages and photos to women online. He may have had ten online affairs going at the same time. A lot of people are missing the deeper issue here, which is that Anthony Weiner looks like a giraffe.

Anthony Weiner reportedly told his online text mistress he'd buy a condo in Chicago as a secret sex bunker. How logical. It had to be secret because he's married, and it had to be in Chicago, because not even adultery is as thrilling as the risk of being gunned down.

Tennessee Titans rookie linebacker Jonathan Willard pulled over on a highway and rescued a family from a flipped-over burning car. The car exploded a minute later. It showed the rest of the NFL it's possible to combine rookie hazing and community service.

O.J. Simpson begged his parole board for a sentence reduction Thursday at Lovelock Prison in Nevada. You can just imagine O.J.'s exasperation. You kill two people, you get nothing, but steal your own football jersey and they put you away for thirty years to life.


The Los Angeles City Council approved construction of two towering skyscrapers in Hollywood Thursday. They'll stand directly over an earthquake fault and two subway tunnels. The city is sick and tired of producers going out of town to shoot disaster movies.

Phil Mickelson paid half his two-million-dollar prize money for winning the Scottish and British Open to British tax collectors. It supports Britain's cradle-to-grave welfare system. Maybe now Phil Mickelson understands why the gallery made him feel like a king.

NBC News reported a poll Monday which said race relations have worsened over the last five years. We've seen evidence of that this month. Black people and white people have a difficult time getting along in Florida, because neither one of them speaks Spanish.

The Bank of England will put Jane Austen's portrait on ten pound currency bills to salute women, It's been tried before. When the U.S. put Susan B. Anthony on a dollar coin in the Seventies. you'd give one to the homeless and they'd say they weren't THAT hungry.

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