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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 26, 2013 / 19 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Aaron Hernandez found out Wednesday he might be charged with two more murders plus his current murder charge. That's three murders. As a little boy Aaron Hernandez always dreamed of breaking NFL records, and now it looks like he just broke O.J. Simpson's.

Alex Rodriguez faced a possible lifetime suspension from baseball Thursday despite his convincing denials of recent steroid use. It points to a clinical study that says people get better at lying the more they lie. It really shows the need for term limits in Washington.

President Obama got his lowest approval rating ever Wednesday. Fifty-six percent of Americans disapprove of his handling of the economy. This recession has lasted so long that only Anthony Weiner's wife is buying the argument that things are going to get better.

Buckingham Palace was deluged with gifts for the Royal Baby Tuesday. He can reign wherever he goes. Canada sent him a Moosehead, Australia sent him a Fosters, New Zealand sent him a prayer book and the White House sent him a Hawaiian birth certificate.

Prince William and Duchess Kate announced Wednesday they named the royal baby George Albert Louis. The baby had his first diaper change Monday right after the sixty-two cannon salute. Now everybody hopes it doesn't thunderstorm on his honeymoon some day.

New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner admitted he texted lewd photos of himself to a woman Tuesday. He lewd-texted women two years ago and had to resign from Congress. Anthony Weiner's the first guy ever to use politics to break into a career in porn.


Anthony Weiner was heckled by campaign crowds in New York Wednesday over his sexual texting and lewd photo texts. It won't cost him the election. It's an article of faith in New York and Los Angeles that being in the same room as your lover is so five years ago.

Anthony Weiner's wife Huma publicly forgave him on what happened to be National Hot Dog Day Tuesday. That's wise. Huma works for Hillary, who became a Senator, Secretary of State and maybe president because she knows better than to spoil everyone's fun.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un ordered all college students in North Korea to leave school and work in the fields for nine months. The country needs help with the harvest. It seems insanely cruel but it does give U.S. kids a little time to catch up in math and science.

The U.S. Senate passed a bill allowing college students to get student loans at existing market rates. The tuition costs are insane today. They're snecessary to fund half-million dollar salaries for professors, otherwide who do we have to teach kids that wealth is evil?

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