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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 25, 2013 / 18 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner admitted Tuesday that he's continued to lewd-text women while using the name Carlos Danger. He's already spent time in a famous treatment facility for people who battle chronic sex addiction. It's called Congress.

Chicago golfer Orville Nero was putting away his golf clubs in his car at the Meadows Golf Club parking lot when he was murdered in a drive-by. Cops found three shell casings nearby. Only in Chicago can you shoot three holes-in-one without picking up your golf club.

The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning Tuesday that menthol flavoring in cigarettes induces young people to start smoking. That's not good. Cigarettes are like squirrels, they are completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Milwaukee Brewers star Ryan Braun was suspended Monday for using steroids. He'd convinced everyone of his innocence until biological evidence from the lab uncovered his lies. He could be the first ballplayer ever inducted into the Clinton Presidential Library.

The White House will recruit Hollywood to get young people to enroll in ObamaCare Friday. First a rap star tells young people the law requires them to buy health insurance. And then they will need another commercial to explain that breaking the law is a bad thing.

Prince William and Kate displayed the Royal Baby to thousands of cheering Britons Tuesday. The royal couple took turns holding him and showing him off. They announced the baby is eight pounds, which would get any other couple arrested for human trafficking.


St. Mary's Hospital in London revealed Tuesday that Duchess Kate was ten days past due when the baby was born. Even then it took some encouragement. The prince refused to come out until the doctors assured him that Detroit is no longer Britain's responsibility.

Detroit became the largest city to file for bankruptcy in U.S. history Friday. The city's filing for protection went smoothly. The bankruptcy was approved after the judge told Detroit to sit in a room for a few minutes while the judge went to talk to his manager .

Iowa's GOP Congressman Steve King ripped young illegal aliens in the House debate on illegal immigration Tuesday. He charged that many of young illegals are drug mules. They're probably hoping to get anchor-baby status now that the pot they transport is legal.

Jesse Ventura sued Chris Kyle's widow over comments the late U.S. Army sniper made about him in his book American Sniper. We owe the former Minnesota governor a lot. Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling

Senate Republicans weighed a plan Tuesday to refuse any funding for implementing ObamaCare when it becomes law this fall. You can't make it up. ObamaCare turned out to be so costly and so unenforceable it's got Americans open to the idea of DarwinCare.

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