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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 24, 2013 / 17 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The royal birth was announced Monday along with the surprise revelation that the future monarch of England was a boy. Not everyone was surprised. The royal couple got a first hint six months ago when the NSA sent them a list of boys' names for the new prince.

President Obama saluted William and Kate on the birth of their boy on Monday. The president's party descends from the Tories. Democrats love the Royal Family because they display the life that's possible when you live off the government and keep having kids.

Queen Elizabeth got news of the birth of her great-grandson just before going to bed Monday. She was reportedly thrilled. No one's seen a Queen this happy since the Desert Inn presented Liberace with a hot tub for his dressing room, complete with privacy curtain.

George Zimmerman was urged to move to another country by protesters angry over his not-guilty verdict Saturday. He can go where he likes. His ancestry was reported as half-Mexican and half-German, so there's not a border in the world that could stop this guy.

President Obama lectured Americans about racial prejudice Friday after the George Zimmerman verdict upset liberals. It's all winding down. George Zimmerman has just legally changed his name to Ben Gazi to make sure the president never mentions him again.


Florida cops say George Zimmerman pulled a driver out from under a truck that had crashed and rolled onto him. Zimmerman says the truck was on top of him and the truck says Zimmerman was on top. Everyone's just lucky that the bullet missed the gas tank .

The TSA expanded its program to get travelers through airport security checkpoints faster, charging a fee so you won't have to take off your shoes or open your laptop. It is a waste of time. Groping your shoes or your laptop doesn't do it for you or the TSA agent.

Bloomberg News reported on the growing phenomenon of sex in senior citizen homes between couples who have dementia. It can't be all bad. You can pretty much call out anyone's name at the height of passion and that's what they'll go by for the rest of the day.

Detroit became the largest city in history to file for U.S. federal bankruptcy protection Monday. It was the thirty-seventh U.S. city to file for bankruptcy in three years. Detroit is so broke that last night somebody left the key to the city in the ignition and nobody stole it.

Penn State's disgraced former coach Jerry Sandusky suffered another humiliation on Monday when his son Paul Sandusky had his named legally changed. He said he wants to escape from the disgrace of the coach's crimes. His new name will be Father Paul Sandusky .

Hermosa Beach applied for permission to drill oil wells Monday. There's an ocean of oil just off Los Angeles. However dolphins have a sixth sense of survival and whenever oil hits one hundred dollars a barrel, they will baby-sit for Democrats in Malibu free of charge.

KFC introduces an upscale version of KFC restaurants Tuesday. It won't use Colonel Sanders' picture. They don't want customers to imagine the language he used when they realize he was a Southern chef and sixty years closer to the Civil War than Paula Deen.

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