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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 23, 2013 / 16 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Detroit filed for bankruptcy Friday listing eighteen billion dollars in municipal debt and pensions it can't pay. The declining business revenues can't support government services. President Obama just told reporters that if he had a city it would look like Detroit.

President Obama griped about race relations at a press briefing Friday. He conceded grudgingly that race relations are gradually getting better. For crying out loud, the Ku Klux Klan just turned in a GE engineer to the FBI who was planning to harm President Obama with a radon bomb, what does he want, a KKK robe to add to his jersey collection?

Barack Obama said Friday he himself might have wound up like Trayvon Martin. Not likely. Any black kid who was destined to double the Dow Jones, save banks and double oil profits would be greeted in any gated community with gold, frankincense and myrrh.

San Diego's Mayor Bob Filner was accused of groping women while campaigning and groping women on the street and groping women at work. There's his side. Not once has the city of San Diego been attacked by an attractive female terrorist on his watch as mayor.

Detroit's bankruptcy called attention to its high crime rate, its gang violence and its white flight. It has eighty thousand buildings and houses abandoned. The mayor said that until Detroit can get back on its feet it's going to crash on Chicago's couch for awhile.

The Pentagon said al-Qaeda of Yemen's number-two guy was killed by a drone strike Thursday, The terrorists say the kill was unfair. Their number-two guy was a rocket designer, a religious scholar and a munitions expert while our number-two guy is Joe Biden.



Whitey Bulger's mob murder trial was upset by news that a prosecution witness was found dead of mysterious causes Thursday. It's probably a coincidence. The coroner's preliminary diagnosis is the prosecution witness suffered an allergic reaction to an icepick.

NFL training camps opened Monday with many teams using entirely new playbooks this season. Most teams are switching to the run and shoot offense, but players spent the entire off-season practicing the shoot and run. The league sees it as a dyslexia problem.

San Bernardino was hit by mobs of youth called Bash Mobs who ran down the street hundreds at a time and robbed people. They met at the Jack in the Box. You shout your grievances into the clown's mouth then pull up to the window and pick up your reparations

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