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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 22, 2013 / 15 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton was honored when the EPA named its headquarters building after him in Washington D.C.. It's hilarious. Leave it to the EPA to name its headquarters after the one president who was impeached for failure to clean up after his chemical and biological spill .

Whitey Bulger's witnesses began dropping dead in Boston Thursday during his trial for nineteen mob murders. We must get re-focused. When the Justice Department vowed they are going to get Whitey this time, everybody assumed they meant George Zimmerman.

Jesse Jackson in a speech Thursday expressed his outrage over Florida's Stand your Ground law and George Zimmerman's not guilty verdict, He claimed that Florida is an Apartheid state. That's ridiculous, almost all of them have been converted to condos by now.

Al Sharpton employed organ music in his speech to the NAACP Wednesday while he called for protest marches against racial profiling. The organ music didn't seem to help. The next day Detroit was shot by a neighborhood watch captain while filing for bankruptcy.

NFL teams open summer training camps this week as players get back in shape for the season and work on offense, defense and special teams. The NFL veterans won't engage in full contact drills. They don't wear bulletproof vests until camp breaks in August.



San Diego's mayor Rob Filner refused to resign Thursday after more accusations of misconduct. This week he's actually going to address a benefit for sexual asssult victims. There's very little he can say to this crowd except, perhaps, how nice it is to see them again.

Great Britain enacted a landmark new law Wednesday when Queen Elizabeth signed a bill making gay marriage legal in England. It's official. Duchess Camilla is starting to get annoyed because people keep asking her if she can can stop wearing those dresses now.

Keith Olbermann was hired by ESPN to host a late-night talk show. He was first let go by KCBS, then by ESPN, then Fox then MSNBC, then NBC, then Current TV. If Civil War cannons had been fired as often as Keith Olbermann, our nation's capital would be Atlanta.

House of Cards with Kevin Spacey scored many Emmy nominations Friday. It reveals the world of politics as a life of lying, manipulation, double crossing and blackmail and access granted in return for sexual favors and cash. There is also a negative side to politics.

IRS employees testified in Congress that a White House political appointee ordered them to target conservatives They loathe conservatives. Osama bin Laden's second biggest mistake was letting Democrats catch him in satellite photos wearing a cowboy hat.

Twinkies arrived on grocery store shelves Thursday to the joy of Twinkie lovers in the U.S. Scientists say it's the one food that can survive a nuclear war. The mothers of Baby Boomers put Hostess Twinkies in our Howdy Doody lunch boxes every day so in case the Russians attacked we wouldn't starve under the desk waiting for Khruschev to cool off.

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