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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 17, 2013 / 10 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Prince William and Kate and English-speaking people worldwide awaited the arrival of the royal baby Monday. There was just one awkward moment at the baby shower. The U.S. government tried to give the baby the title to Florida, and Spain busted us for re-gifting.

George Zimmerman was found not guilty of murdering Trayvon Martin while he was walking home from the store eating Skittles. Now everybody's sermonizing. Twinkies issued a statement after the verdict saying that the moral to this story is, don't buy Skittles.

Oakland protesters smashed windows and burned tires after the George Zimmerman not-guilty verdict Saturday. Black activists demanded justice. On the other side, Paula Deen has offered to hire George Zimmerman to be a greeter at Uncle Bubba's Oyster House.

Los Angeles protesters blocked a freeway exit in South Central L.A. Sunday. It actually saved clueless white motorists from driving into a very angry neighborhood after the verdict. All motorists were diverted to a downtown Rite-Aid and forced to buy drugs legally.

The U.S. government reported a one hundred twenty billion dollar budget surplus in June. This along with the recent surge on Wall Street, Big Banks, Big Coal cotton prices, and Big Oil. About all President Obama can say about it is that summer colds are the worst.



Wal-Mart was the first retailer to have Hostess Twinkies on their shelves Saturday as America's favorite snack returned after a two years. It was just in time. The entire U.S. economy is now dependent on Americans buying larger-sized tee-shirts every four months .

The FBI reports that the youth homicide rate in the United States fell to a thirty-year low last year. The reason is simple. Instead of killing you and then going on trial for murder, today's young people would rather live with you until they're thirty-nine years old.

Direct TV launches the Dog TV next month with programs for dogs to watch alone at home. Much is classical music, and re-runs of Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. Ten bucks says it won't take dogs in Los Angeles a week to figure out how to unblock the adult dog channels.

California public schools ranked thirtieth in the nation in the Quality Counts annual survey of the nation's school systems. The report cards were abysmal. In four of five Los Angeles schools, the only A's and B's that the students earned were in Hepatitis.

NSA 's Ed Snowden complained Sunday he left a lucrative job in Hawaii to expose U.S. surveillance and he can't leave the Moscow Airport. He's out of cash and his credit cards are maxed out. Lucky for him the Burger King at the Moscow Airport takes national secrets.

New York's disgraced former Governor Eliot Spitzer wrote a book of ethical rules for politicians to live by Monday. He's running for comptroller against his former madam. For politicians like Eliot Spitzer, sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it.

French troops marched in Paris in Bastille Day parades Sunday a month after French troops just drove al-Qaeda out of Mali. It's a weird enemy we face. Drones don't bother al-Qaeda at all but the sight of arms high in the air terrifies them and puts them to flight.

U.S. immigration officials said Friday they are flying illegal aliens deep into Southern Mexico so they face a longer trip up to the U.S. It's ingenious. Once they can navigate their way through hundreds of miles of jungle, steaming oil fields, hot deserts and mineral rich mountains the U.S. Army will only have to train them to shoot for their eventual citizenship.

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