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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 16, 2013 / 9 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | USA Today published a Census Bureau report saying the U.S. birth rate hit an all-time low last year. Those two-way ultrasounds were a real mistake. The U.S. pregnancy rate was the same as it always was, but the kids saw the national debt and they won't come out.

A Saudi princess living in Orange County was charged with human trafficking Friday in California. She'd moved here from Riyadh along with a Kenyan woman identified as her slave. It shocked many Americans, who normally think of California as a Western state.

George Zimmerman was found not guilty by a jury on Saturday. It was going to be violent either way. The not guilty verdict provoked riots but a guilty verdict would have meant a sentence of five to ten years in the National Football League.

New England Patriots player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested for drunk driving Friday. That's more like it. The Patriots vowed to work on team character after Aaron Hernandez was charged with a shooting murder, and drunk driving is definitely a step in the right direction.



NSA whistleblower Ed Snowden revealed the NSA monitors your calls and reads your messages, tracks your whereabouts and learns everything about you. That's just wrong. Nowhere in the Constitution is the federal government given the same power as Facebook.

New York hosts the Major League Baseball All-Star game tonight at Citi Field. They'll spotlight local candidates. Eliot Spitzer will be on hand to throw out the first wedding vow and Anthony Weiner will be ejected from the stadium when he texts a photo of his hot dog.

Eliot Spitzer turned in enough signatures to place him on the ballot for NY Comptroller Friday. His slogan was forced on him. When you've been caught paying four thousand dollars to a call girl, what can you say except nothing's too good for the people of New York.

Coloradans expressed fury when lawmakers proposed a thirty-five percent sales tax on pot sales. It's amazing. Democrats worked so hard to turn Colorado into a blue state, and in less time than it takes you to roll a joint it's going to be more Republican than Texas.

Bluewater Productions signed Paula Deen to become a comic book hero as a super chef. She does what Superman couldn't do in seventy-five years. With a chicken fried steak in cream gravy, buttered biscuits and black bottom pie a la mode, she kills Lex Luthor.

Las Vegas enjoyed a big Elvis Presley impersonators convention last weekend called Elvis fest. They drew tens of thousands of Elvis fans. To keep the hookers from losing business, the casinos had to comp the Cialis prescriptions for anyone playing the machines.

Barack Obama's job approval rating fell to forty-four percent on Friday. He'll bounce back. To get Obama's numbers back up the White House has decided to play down the fact that he killed Osama bin Laden and play up the fact that he brought back Hostess Twinkies.

Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano announced Friday she'll resign her post in September. She's literally a force of nature. Last year the updraft from all the Mexicans she's allowed into this country collided with the downdraft from all the Mexicans she's deported from this country and created sandstorms that blotted out the sun over Phoenix.

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