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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 8, 2013 / 1 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Egypt's newly-installed president addressed the nation on Cairo TV Thursday. He gave pretty much the standard plan. He promised to turn around unemployment and fix the economy and if that doesn't work, he's going to blame everything on President Bush

Egypt's army charged President Morsi Wednesday with insulting the presidency. It's a crime for a president to insult himself? President Obama gets every crowd on his side with self-deprecating humor but this is a sign some people are getting wise to the trick.

Washington D.C. held an Independence Day celebration at the Washington Monument Thursday after a mile-long parade honoring George Washington. We all revere him. He is the only president who never blamed all his troubles on the previous administration.

President Obama quoted the Declaration of Independence Thursday. It complained of multitudes of new offices, swarms of officers to harass our people, and the need to promote public welfare. Somebody put the CBO report on ObamaCare on his TelePrompter.



Donald Trump won a five million dollar judgment against a former Miss Pennsylvania for claiming his Miss USA Pageant is rigged. It was an idiotic charge devoid of reason. Never accuse the only man in history who lost money owning a casino of rigging something.

Oil and Gas Journal reported record U.S. oil drilling this month. In addition banks are booming, Wall Street is soaring and real estate's back. Who knew that when President Obama vowed to help the little man, he meant the little man in Monopoly with the Top Hat.

The Weather Channel said the brutal heat wave continued in the Desert Southwest Thursday. All-time high temperature records were set in Palm Springs, las Vegas and Phoenix. It's so hot in Arizona that illegal aliens are crossing the border on Slip 'n' Slides.

O.J. Simpson celebrated his sixty-sixth birthday this weekend with his fellow inmates in Nevada Prison. He's awaiting his appeal for mistrial this week. They had a nice little birthday party for O.J. in the cafeteria and out of habit after he cut the cake he hid the knife.

To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen was accused by a TV news reporter of leading her to believe his marriage was over when they had a brief affair. There can be just one explanation. It's Emmy time and Chris Hansen is gunning for Least Original Screenplay.

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