In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 5, 2013 / 27 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tahir Square in Cairo was jammed with millions of protesters as Egypt's Islamist regime fell to a coup by Egypt's secular army. World reaction was swift. The United Nations went into emergency session to try to find a way to blame this on the Jews.

The FBI revealed how they tracked al-Qaeda leader Anwar al Awlaki when he stayed in Washington hotels and hired hookers. We're all in this together. The FBI investigated him, the CIA killed him with a drone, and the prostitute in Washington charged him double.

President Obama delayed implementation of ObamaCare Wednesday until after House elections. The program got off to a great start. Andy Griffith demonstrated how much money the program would save by doing TV commercials for it and then dying immediately.

The George Zimmerman trial offered testimony by blacks who use the term cracker on white people. The reaction by white people was predictable. Everyone immediately broke into a tutorial explaining who is a cracker, who's a matzoh and who's a vanilla wafer.

Carnival Cruise announced it has spent three hundred million dollars to upgrade their ships after the sewage breakdowns on the high seas. The Triumph had to be towed back to Mississippi. All the experts are there because they're the last state to convert to plumbing.

NSA fugitive Ed Snowden was given strict conditions by Vladimir Putin Tuesday if he wants to be given political asylum in Russia. The NSA whistleblower is desperate for a place to hide where no one will see him. He's just asked CNN if he can host an hour of prime time.

The New England Patriots stopped selling Aaron Hernandez jerseys Monday after he was charged with murder in an execution slaying. He's a suspect in two other murders. If things get any worse for Aaron Hernandez he could lose his endorsement deal with Nike.

India's low-budget airline Go Air announced Tuesday that they will only hire female flight attendants. The airline said it saves jet fuel because women are lighter than men. This is the one nation where Paula Deen's cookbooks have not achieved wide distribution.

The China Post reported wealthy Chinese are paying three thousand dollars a month to have women give them breast milk as a health food drink. You just call them up and they come over. Leave it to the Chinese to teach Democrats how to sell health care reform.

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