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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 2, 2013 / 24 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Harvard ran a poll which found that Fourth of July celebrations tend to turn children into conservatives. The survey really had to alarm educators. It just takes a fireworks show and a patriotic speech to undo a hundred and eighty days of public school education.

Rap star Chris Brown was charged with hit-and-run Friday after he smashed his car into a Mercedes Benz in the San Fernando Valley. Your reputation precedes you wherever you go. Police took one look at the damage and asked Chris if he was dating the Mercedes.

The New England Patriots cut Aaron Hernandez after he was charged with execution murder. His past gang activity points out the gang infestation in the NFL. Last season five receivers refused to run corner routes against Baltimore because it was a Crips corner.

The Tour de France started Saturday on the race's one-hundredth anniversary. The French assured the world no one's doping this year. It's the most natural thing in the world for men to be able to pedal up the Pyrenees faster as they approach the age of forty.

Nancy Pelosi told Democrats to unite behind Hillary for president Friday. Comedians stood and applauded. It's going to require more than everybody's faith in Hillary to restore the glory days of the Clinton Era, it's going to require everybody's faith in Cialis.

Jeb Bush, it was announced Friday, will present Hillary Clinton with the Liberty Medal in Philadelphia this fall. She's won honors all her life. When Hillary was a girl playing church league softball in northside Chicago she led the league in crooked real estate deals.

President Obama visited Robben Island in South Africa where Nelson Mandela was once imprisioned. He was a highly original thinker. Nelson Mandela spent twenty-seven years in jail before entering politics, whereas most politicians do it the other way around.

The U.S. Senate passed an immigration bill which hires twenty thousand new Border Agents and builds seven hundred miles of fence. It prompted a land rush in border crossing. Even during sex, Mexican sperm is entering the fallopian tube by way of Arizona.

The Smithsonian Museum acquired its first full dinosaur skeleton Friday for the new dinosaur hall on the National Mall. It's all party politics. The Democrats got a statue of Martin Luther King on the Mall and in exchange Republicans got the Museum of Oil Origins.

NSA fugitive Edward Snowden stayed last week inside a Moscow Airport hotel room in the transit concourse in a diplomatic no-man's-land. The only food available to him was from the Burger King and Cinnabon in the concourse. The good thing about being in a diplomatic no-man's-land is that Mayor Bloomberg has no jurisdiction over the restaurants.

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