In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 27, 2012/ 8 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Greece's Olympic team sent an athlete home Tuesday when she joked about African immigrants in Greece on Twitter. It was foreseeable. Greek bankers had warned that the moment the Greeks sold their souls to the German banks, people would be joking like Nazis.

Michael Jackson's family feuded over his money Tuesday as the tribute concerts sell out. It's affecting Michael as well. A lot of dead rock stars are angry because Internet downloading stole their royalties and now their holograms have to work six shows a week.

Colorado's governor urged TV networks to stop mentioning the name of the shooter Tuesday. It's a great idea. We'd be living in a far more peaceful country if TV networks refused to mention the names of the presidential candidates until July of every fourth year.

The Dark Knight Rises was a big hit last week, helped by continuous media coverage of a tragedy. It's really put Hollywood morals to the test. Studio publicists are trolling the mental hospitals looking for someone who can help promote Superman this Christmas.

Kentucky went under federal probe for vote-buying schemes to steal elections. Coke dealers are buying votes to elect sheriffs and D.A.'s who'll leave them alone. Charlie Sheen heard about this corruption and changed his cellphone ringtone to My Old Kentucky Home.

The Chicago Commodity Exchange saw corn prices soar due to the Midwest drought Monday. Food prices are as high as gas prices. As much as Americans love to eat, they've begun sleeping in their cars at the grocery stores because it simply doesn't pay to go home.

The L.A. City Council voted to close all medical marijuana stores Tuesday. The stores became gang hangouts. The gangsters are so subdued by pot that L.A. cops have had to track seventy-two-year-old comedians into porno theaters to just meet their arrest quotas.

The TSA announced Wednesday it'll begin a pilot program that posts TSA inspectors at California bus depots. At last they'll hit bottom. Sex Addicts Anonymous groups don't think anyone's ready for help until he's reached the level of groping people at bus stations.

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