In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 19, 2012/ 29 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York's disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner is reported planning to run for New York City mayor. He quit Congress last year after he texted naked photos of himself to women. Anthony Weiner decided to run for mayor using his porn name, Anthony Weiner.

The Mississippi River was dredged and deepened by the Corps of Engineers Tuesday so the drought-stricken river can carry traffic. It's really bad. The country is so dry the Justice Department is advertising a water pistol buy-back program in Mexican newspapers.

Universal Studios dropped plans to build thousands of homes on its Studio City backlot. They decided to expand their theme park. Universal stockholders like a thrill ride as much as anybody, but waiting for Americans to pay their mortgages is just too exciting.

President Obama saw the Olympic basketball team win a game Monday. He loves the Olympics for deep-seated reasons. The best people in the country work for free, every country is equal, and for once everyone's invading Britain instead of the other way around.

Brooklyn bus driver Steven St. Bernard caught a seven-year-old girl in mid-air who'd fallen three stories Monday from a ledge where she'd perched. The crowd erupted in cheers after he caught her. She'd be doing just fine if he hadn't spiked her after the catch.

Jerry Springer hosted a lunch for President Obama in Cincinnati Monday when the president campaigned in Ohio. Getting Springer's endorsement was a huge coup for Barack Obama. He has now locked up the votes of people who practice incest in trailer parks.

President Obama enjoyed himself on the campaign trial in Ohio Monday. He's had to adjust his speech with the times. His big applause line used to be that health coverage should be mandatory in a nation that's as rich as America, but now it gets his biggest laugh.

President Obama refused to pull attack ads in Ohio saying Mitt Romney outsourced jobs at companies while he was with Bain Capital. No one's paying attention to politics. All they care about is that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team not be prosecuted simply because Sandusky is a town in Ohio.

The U.S. Navy launched mine-sweeping operations in the Persian Gulf Tuesday, using underwater drones to destroy them. The administration said the computer-guided drones are made in Germany. That's the international hint that you're not kidding around.

The Pentagon claimed Syria's Bashar Assad has a large supply of chemical weapons Tuesday. You know what that means. The Republicans haven't even taken the White House back and already Halliburton's won the contract to rebuild schools for girls in Syria.

Canadians were deemed richer than Americans for the first time in history Monday in a wealth survey. However, in Canada they measure wealth by the real estate you own plus liquid assets minus your debt. In America we take the highest value that our house has ever been and then add the money we're going to make when we sell the screenplay.

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