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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 13, 2012/ 23 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel reported hot winds swept across Southern California Tuesday from the desert. Dry heat is the worst. It was so hot in San Diego the Department of Justice decided to smuggle toy machine guns that squirt water to the Mexican drug cartels.

The Rolling Stones celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of the first time the band took the stage on Oxford Street in London. They've changed with the times. After the show the Stones still offer drugs to backstage visitors, only now they require a fifty dollar co-pay.

Starbucks allowed a Starbucks coffee shop to be opened in the family-owned Easley Funeral Home in South Carolina Wednesday. The proprietors use it as part of the last rites. If their vanilla latte with a double shot of espresso doesn't bring him around, they bury him.

NASA's Curiosity Rover lands on Mars in August and will motor around on a nuclear powered battery that can run for fourteen years without gasoline. It should be sold in the American market. The money that you save on gasoline more than makes up for the radiation poisoning.

Boston local TV stations showed live footage Sunday of a man kayaking off Cape Cod when he noticed a Great White shark approached him five feet away. It was a great educational moment for kids in science classes. They had no idea that adrenaline is brown.

The health care reform law was ruled constitutional by the Supreme Court but only as a tax. Now four thousand new IRS agents must be hired to collect the new tax. There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

President Obama told a Hispanic TV audience in Miami Wednesday that Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is no serious threat to the U.S. He's taking California for granted. Hugo Chavez sits on a huge pool of oil and his Venezuelan rebels have infiltrated rural Colombia and Peru, and a country that controls both oil and cocaine poses a mortal threat to Los Angeles.

Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. was reported Thursday to be in an alcohol and drug rehab in Arizona. From personal experience, these places can create miracles. Rehabs take alcoholics and addicts and in twenty-eight days turn them into sex maniacs and overeaters.

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