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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 5, 2012/ 15 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Andy Griffith died at age eighty-six at his home in North Carolina Tuesday. The thing that separates a great comedian like him is his sense of timing. Andy Griffith died right after shooting TV commercials assuring Americans that our health was in good hands under ObamaCare.

CNN's Anderson Cooper admitted to a Daily Beast blogger on Monday that he's gay. That was considerate. If he announced he's gay on CNN no one would hear about it and Manhattan women would keep wasting their most fertile years hitting on him.

President Obama aired a campaign TV ad in a dozen states in which he tells a crowd how he saved the U.S. economy. The ad campaign is called Believe. Ever since the White House Correspondents dinner he wants to get laughs every time he says something onstage.

San Francisco mayor Ed Lee proposed adopting the New York Police Department's stop-and-frisk program. It lets cops stop and frisk anyone on the street who's dressed suspiciously. A lot of people can't afford the cover charges to get into San Francisco bars anymore.

Detroit may open a zombie theme park on the city's abandoned streets, where paying customers would be chased on foot by actors dressed as flesh-eating zombies until they flee into abandoned businesses for safety. It won't help unemployment. Laid-off United Auto Workers won't take the jobs unless they change the concept to donut-eating zombies.

The Social Security Administration revealed there are eight million Americans now receiving disability. There are also fifty million on food stamps. They wanted a source of income more stable than the checks they were getting for owning solar panel factories.

President Obama celebrated the Fourth of July by hosting a Naturalization ceremony for new U.S. citizens at the White House. It was a huge moment. They all came here to achieve the American dream, which is to fill up your car without having to rob a liquor store.

NASA astronaut Ed Lu launched a fundraising drive to get telescopes mounted atop satellites in orbit to warn us of asteroid attacks. He will administer the two hundred million dollars he says he needs to save Earth. Every day it doesn't happen he can say it's working.

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