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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 4, 2012/ 14 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Ted was the number-one box office hit movie over the weekend. It's about a talking teddy bear who drinks, smokes, snorts coke and eats junk food. Ticket sales got a huge boost when it was released the same day Americans learned that health care's guaranteed.

California's Assembly passed a bill Friday that protects a child with same-sex lesbian parents. The law protects child custody claims by a man who dated one of the lesbians and fathered the child. Under Justice Roberts' health care ruling any mandate is now a tax.

The Weather Channel aired footage of a spectacular thunderstorm in Virginia Friday that tore up entire forests. A massive amount of hail fell from the sky, causing a lot of plump and overweight people to fear for their lives. They thought it was raining bath salts.

President Obama's campaign claimed Saturday that he's the right leader to deal with hot summers. He may be right. The bad news is that the nation was under a heat dome, but the good news is we have plenty of shade under out fourteen trillion dollar debt ceiling.

Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise Friday, sparking gossip in Hollywood over why she left. It's rumored he cheated. That night every comedian in show business went to their church or temple to pray that the other woman turns out to be John Travolta.

Anderson Cooper came out of the closet Monday and admitted he's gay in a question-and-answer article for the Daily Beast's Andrew Sullivan. It can only help ratings. CNN responded by changing the name of his nightly news show to Anderson Cooper One Eighty.

The Washington Times reports the drone aircraft industry issued its first-ever code of conduct. Drones will soon be patrolling the skies everywhere. All across the country backyard farmers are busy attaching plastic tomatoes to the tops of their marijuana plants.

Mexicans elected a president Sunday who agreed to go easy on the cartels. They are facing competition. Last week in Texas a KFC cook was busted for cooking crystal meth in the restaurant but he wasn't prosecuted because it was the healthiest item on the menu.

Homeland Security warned that al-Qaeda has recruited a Norwegian terrorist to underwear-bomb a U.S. airliner. What can the TSA do? If they detain every blonde-haired blue eyed male at the airport this year, the Republican Convention might have to be a conference call.

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