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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 3, 2012/ 13 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tom Cruise was served with divorce papers by wife Katie Holmes after five years of marriage on Friday in Hollywood. The actor won't have any trouble finding somebody new. Tom Cruise turned fifty years old on Monday and now he's able to play John Edwards.

The Supreme Court ruled Thursday the government can tax you for a product you don't want to buy. The idea spread. McDonald's began charging five dollars extra if you don't want fries with that, and unattractive hookers are cleaning up at Sunset and La Brea.

Chief Justice John Roberts drew GOP wrath for giving Democrats wins on health care and immigration. He was named to the court seven years ago. It forced Republicans to admit that President Obama was right about something, everything really is Bush's fault.

The Supreme Court ruling for ObamaCare Thursday also upheld the ten percent tax on all tanning booth sessions. So the ruling wasn't all good news for Democrats. It's now ten percent more expensive for Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren to look Cherokee.

The Transportation Security Administration fired eight federal sky marshals Friday for drinking. It's easy for seasoned travelers to spot them on the airplane. They are the guys in first class turning over the poker tables and shooting the mirror behind the bar.

The House of Representatives voted Thursday to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in criminal contempt. He doesn't get proper respect. Thanks to his work in the Justice Department, every member of the cartel now has Arizona citizenship and free health care.

President Obama said Mitt Romney exported U.S. jobs as a venture capitalist Tuesday and called him America's Outsourcer in Chief. It benefited nobody. The only reason India and Pakistan want to go to war is because they spend all day on the phone with Americans.

Joe Biden referred to the economic conditions in America as a depression Friday. So that makes it decision time. Now we have to see whether President Obama is willing to permit the Japanese to bomb his home state to end the depression and get him re-elected.

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