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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 2, 2012/ 12 Tammuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | National Geographic's poll Friday said two-thirds of Americans think Barack Obama would handle a space invasion better than Mitt Romney. They're serious. Mark this week as the date the National Examiner tabloid replaced the New York Times as the paper of record in America.

The TSA fired eight officers at Newark Airport for sleeping on the job Thursday. The agency pointed out that agents were recently fired for bribery and drug trafficking. The TSA is proud to dispel the myth that the staff is just a bunch of Peeping Toms and gropers.

Capitol Hill held its annual baseball game between Democratic and GOP lawmakers Thursday. It was really exciting. In the third inning, a player broke his leg sliding into third and the lawmakers took him to the Supreme Court and asked the justices what to do.

Penn State former coach Jerry Sandusky checked into prison Friday to begin his life sentence for serial child sexual abuse. There's hope for him. He could obtain an early release in five years to make room in prison for all the Americans who didn't buy health insurance.

The Supreme Court upheld the U.S. government's right to force you to buy health insurance. It's a nice racket. You bet the insurance company you're going to get sick, they bet you you're going to stay well, then you pay them a fortune hoping they win the bet.

President Obama acknowledged the Supreme Court decision labeling his health care reform a tax Thursday. His look was somber. He'd hoped to get Republicans to cross party lines and back health care reform by paying for their mistresses' free breast implants.

Chief Justice John Roberts wrote the opinion upholding ObamaCare as a tax increase but ruling the mandate unconstitutional. It's huge. Democrats say it extends health care coverage to thirty million uninsured Americans, or as Wal-Mart calls them, employees.

The Supreme Court kept intact the individual penalties written into the health care law. It teaches freeloaders a lesson. People who refuse to buy health insurance could go to prison for five years, where they'll receive free health care and complimentary meals.

Paris researchers discovered a trace amount of alcohol in Coca-Cola Friday because its fruit ingredients tend to ferment in storage. The company had the expected reaction. Coca-Cola just announced they will now offer Coke, Diet Coke, and Aged in Oak Barrels Coke.

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