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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 20, 2011 / 18 Tamuz, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Casey Anthony left the Orlando jail amid a throng of angry protesters Sunday. She walked out with five hundred sixty dollars cash from her jail commissary account. She needed five heavily armed county guards to protect her from Democrats who want her to pay her fair share.

Japan's women's soccer team upset the U.S. women's team Sunday to win the World Cup in Frankfurt. They didn't have the most talent, size or speed but they got the most out of what they had. The Japanese never get tired of flaunting their superior mileage technology at us.

The New York Mercantile Exchange reported Thursday that gold prices hit a record-high sixteen hundred dollars an ounce. It's changed the social scene. Single guys in Los Angeles are now wearing wedding rings to pick up women the way they used to flaunt a full tank of gas.

Los Angeles returned to normal after the San Diego Freeway was closed Friday prompting city officials to ask everybody to stay out of their cars for a day and a half. The silence was eerie. If not for the sound of small businesses folding the city would have been completely quiet.

Omaha's schools issued diversity manuals to kids Monday that slam white male privilege in America. It's a pitch for permanent affirmative action. By the time these kids graduate the only people in America who'll be able to find jobs are Hispanic Eskimo women who are fluent in Mandarin.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn missed the filing deadline to run for president of France. Three months ago in N.Y. he had three affairs in three days plus the hotel maid incident. Luckily for him you don't need a birth certificate to be president of Italy, you just need a zest for life.

Denver International Airport was attacked by golf-ball sized hail Sunday, which grounded dozens of Frontier flights due to the damage done by the hailstones to the fuselages and the jets. It proved two things. Osama bin Laden has taken up golf and he is still after our airplanes.

Jane Fonda was given the boot from a QVC shopping show Sunday after the cable network was deluged by angry calls when viewers saw her on the air. There's a lesson here. If Casey Anthony is smart enough never to side with communists, Americans will eventually forgive her.

Japan's people went wild with cheers and patriotic chants when their women's soccer team upset the heavily-favored U.S. women's team to win the World Cup. Americans were more than happy to help wake up Japan's warrior spirit and see them waving their swords again. History says that only a surprise attack on Hawaii can get us out of a recession like the one we're in now.

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