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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 18, 2011 / 16 Tamuz, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Roger Clemens's judge declared a mistrial in his perjury case Thursday after prosecutors introduced evidence the judge had banned. He could be off the hook. The ratings were so low for the All-Star Game and last year's World Series that the commissioner is thinking of making steroids mandatory again.

Rodney King was arrested for driving while intoxicated late Tuesday night on the Moreno Valley Freeway in Los Angeles, getting pulled over and given a sobriety test. He gets pulled over every July. Rodney King's arrest signifies the start of the fire season in Southern California.

Patrick Kennedy married Amy Petitgout in Hyannisport last weekend with Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer officiating. It's a tradition. Kennedys always insist on being married by Supreme Court justices in case they ever want to have the decision overturned at a later date.

Texas Congressman Ron Paul announced Monday he won't run for re-election to Congress and will focus entirely on running for president. If the candidate doesn't win he can always go back to his career as a gynecologist. He learned nothing at all from the Anthony Weiner scandal.

Whitey Bolger's girlfriend asked a Boston judge to let her out of jail Wednesday, claiming she had no idea he was a fugitive crime lord. She may be right. It's perfectly normal today for couples to keep thirty guns and eight hundred grand in cash in their rent-controlled apartment.

President Obama scheduled a big fundraising party in Chicago on his fiftieth birthday on August third. It's the day after the U.S. runs out of money. Lots of men have a midlife crisis on their fiftieth birthdays, but they don't usually bring the whole country along on the Apocalypse.

President Obama and House leaders negotiated the debt crisis Thursday. They've been locked together in a room for an entire week and they're barely speaking to each other. All the players can't wait to see who Nancy Pelosi gives the rose to so they can all get out of there.

President Obama admitted Monday that the real estate crash and housing slump was a lot worse than he thought when he became president. It has its upside. So many people in Los Angeles have dug themselves into a hole that it's cut subway construction costs by fifty percent.

Afghan president Hamid Karzai's crime boss brother was assassinated Monday. Praise at the funeral was a little awkward. It was like the Kentucky eulogist who said the deceased had been convicted for murder, kidnapping and abusing a corpse, but it sounds worse than it is.

California Governor Jerry Brown signed a law Thursday requiring public schools in California to teach gay history. This will help the economy. It could revive the recreational vehicle industry when Catholic schools are forced to buy enough trailers to hold all of the new students.

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