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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 5, 2011 / 3 Tamuz, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Harvard University released a survey Friday which found that Fourth of July celebrations turn children into conservatives. The republic may survive after all. It's amazing how a stirring speech and a fireworks show once a year can undo two hundred and seventy days of public school education.

Charlie Sheen signed a deal with Mad Men's producers to star in a scripted cable network comedy. It's about a Hollywood star with a tabloid life full of drug use and party women. The only way to get insurance for the production was to admit everything and write it into the show.

President Obama took off for Camp David for the weekend Friday, admitting that he needs to kick back. He was afraid his weekend golfing was hurting his popularity. It's not the golf that wrecks your presidency, it's the trips to Las Vegas with Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan.

Rock and Roll star Tom Petty ordered Michele Bachmann to stop using his song American Girl Monday. Rock stars hate it when conservative candidates use their music. Until Republicans endorse Ron Paul's bill to legalize marijuana, they'll have to write their own songs.

President Obama slammed Congress Wednesday for failing to do its job to reach a budget deal and raise the debt ceiling. He can't have it both ways. President Obama wants Congress to do its job, but if Congress does its job they will impeach him for violating the War Powers Act.

The White House warned Congress if they don't raise the debt ceiling this month it could lower the nation's credit rating from AAA to D overnight. That could benefit us financially. Women in Los Angeles who go from a AAA to a D report that their tips increase dramatically.

NBA players were locked out by owners Friday after the NBA Players Union turned down the NBA owners' offer. A lockout would hurt many regular people. Vendors would be out of work, the TV crews would sit idle and NBA refs would have to fix horse races to make ends meet.

The Food and Drug Administration considered approval of genetically engineered salmon Tuesday. The fish has the ability to swim upstream against strong currents. If the Obama administration can't find Democrats who can win next year, they will create them.

To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen was caught in an adulterous affair with an Orlando reporter. He was cheating on his wife with a woman twenty years younger. Chris Hansen realized that he was busted when he walked into the kitchen and found himself waiting for him.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from New York house arrest Friday when his hotel maid rape accuser was found to have lied on her tax forms, lied on her housing application, lied on her asylum petition, and laundered drug money. This is why the U.S. can't try terrorists in open court. The accuser is fourteen trillion in debt and lied about weapons of mass destruction.

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