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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 4, 2011 / 2 Tamuz, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Stephen Colbert convinced the FEC to let him raise unlimited corporate funds for his mock presidential campaign. It could ruin his artistic objectivity with crowds. Once a comedian has ten thousand dollars in the bank, he'll still make fun of Republicans, but he doesn't mean it.

Prince William and Kate began their one-week tour of North America Thursday, beginning up in Canada and ending in Southern California. When they get to Los Angeles they're going to visit all the movie studios and Skid Row. That's how much Kate wants to meet Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan was released from her ankle bracelet Wednesday and freed from house arrest after serving thirty-five days indoors for stealing a necklace. She must now do community service and she must also attend anti-shoplifting classes. The textbooks are chained to the desk.

President Obama told the country Wednesday that his two daughters Sasha and Malia are more diligent than Congress. He got their ages wrong while praising them. For one reason or another the accuracy of birth information is always a problem with this particular president.

President Obama told ABC News that his girls would have Secret Service protection as they start dating if he gets re-elected. He added that means they'd never get into a car driven by a boy drinking a beer. It's always the same pitch, vote Democrat or the children are going to die.

President Obama urged the GOP Congress Wednesday to raise the debt ceiling another couple of trillion dollars to avoid disaster. He says we must keep spending money until we're out of debt. This statement proves more than any piece of paper that he really was born in America.

The U.S. Senate agreed Thursday to work over the holiday weekend to reach a budget deal and avoid default. The lawmakers don't want to go home and face their constituents at July 4th picnics. Too many of these parks have trees and most of the people with trucks have a rope.

Anthony Weiner's wife Huma left him for a month of world travel Tuesday. Her mother is from Pakistan, her father is a Sikh Indian and she was raised in Saudi Arabia. Standing in line behind her at the airport security checkpoint is the closest thing there is on earth to eternal life.

JFK Airport had a security breach Wednesday when a Nigerian man boarded a flight from New York to L.A. without a valid boarding pass. Any terror mission is a lost cause anyway. Al-Qaeda had every intention of destroying Los Angeles but subprime mortgages beat them to it.

The U.S. Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals said Tuesday that Congress can force U.S. citizens to buy health insurance. Liberty was nice while it lasted. Between Congress's power under the Commerce Clause and the Supreme Court's power under the Due Process Clause, Americans are pretty much left with the power to decide when they go to the bathroom, unless they're on an airplane.

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