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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 1, 2011 / 29 Sivan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea ordered all their college students to leave school for ten months to work on farms Tuesday. It solves two problems. North Korean students can help feed their country by taking a ten-month hiatus from college, and it'll give the U.S. a chance to catch up academically.

Bill Clinton hosted his annual Clinton Global Initiative in Chicago Wednesday. Worldwide business and political leaders put their focused attention on creating jobs in America. Ten trumpet players and a bass kettle drummer got work the first day, just for Bill Clinton's walk-on.

President Obama held a White House press conference Wednesday where he denounced Republicans for not raising taxes. He's wearing a look of pending disaster. If the Germans named a passenger blimp after President Obama it could restore the good name of Hindenburg.

President Obama ripped Congress for slow budget work Wednesday, saying his daughters Sasha and Malia do their homework. The girls have it easier than Congress does. Sasha and Malia won't have to work with numbers this large until they sue their husband for half of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

President Obama accused the GOP of wanting to cut the Weather Service and food inspections. That'd save us. The way the U.S. government protects us from tornadoes and E. coli now we should just keep getting hit until those who survived develop an immunity to roof collapse and tainted beef.

JFK Airport in New York had lengthy delays Wednesday when turtles invaded the airport runways. They came crawling out of the neighboring wetlands. All airport operations came to a halt after a Southwest Airlines pilot got on the radio and said that the turtles were fat and ugly.

New York's Pierre Hotel began giving its hotel maids self-defense classes taught by karate instructors. Great idea. If an international banker tries to rape them in the room again they will know how to hit him where it hurts, by calling a broker and starting a run on Greek bonds.

Chicago tour buses began doing big business giving tours of Chicago's gangster past. They show you the speakeasies, Al Capone's house and the site of the massacre on St. Valentine's Day. It's a celebration of criminality that climaxes with a tour of the Illinois governor's mansion.

Mexico's drug violence escalated between cops and drug dealers in Tijuana Tuesday. The cops were shown grabbing street corner dealers and knocking out their teeth. With gold at fifteen hundred an ounce, not everyone has the patience to stand in the river and shake a pan.

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