In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 28, 2010 / 17 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea threatened a nuclear attack on the United States Sunday. There was a sigh of relief from the unemployed from coast to coast. They turned to the guy on the street corner holding up the sign that says The End is Near and high-fived him.

Tour de France winner Floyd Landis told ABC Friday he saw Lance Armstrong take steroids. This bicycle race is a big deal in Europe. Every year they roll through France in nineteen days attempting to break the German Army's record of eighteen days.

Alabama coach Nick Saban ripped sports agents who give cash to college players and likened agents to pimps. It's unfair to pimps. They both sell bodies, but the difference is the pimp stands ouside the door to make sure the client doesn't get hit.

The San Diego Chargers were denied a new stadium Friday prompting the team to vow to move to Los Angeles. They'll blend right in. If the players remove the padding from their helmets for a few games they'll sound like they've lived in L.A. all their lives.

Tori Spelling said Friday she was visited by Farrah Fawcett's ghost at a seance conducted by a medium recently. The claim isn't unusual. Twenty-eight percent of Americans believe they can communicate with the dead, the rest switched back to AT&T.

The L.A. subway system celebrates its twentieth birthday this week. There's a reason it never caught on in Los Angeles. It asks illegal immigrants to get in a car that goes underground and to trust they'll still be in the United States when it comes up again.

Al Gore was loudly cheered at the Jackson Day Dinner in Nashville last week in his first public appearance in a month. He's really been enjoying life since he got out of politics. It was inevitable that he would eventually be prosecuted for it.

Nancy Pelosi spoke to liberal bloggers at the Netroots Convention in Las Vegas Saturday. She can't get away from work. When she walked through the casino, all the losers demanded a bailout while all the winners hid their cash in their underwear.

The Weather Channel reported a brutal heat wave on the Eastern Seaboard Friday making life miserable in the cities. Meteorologists say it's the hottest summer in history. It was so hot in Washington D.C. that Charlie Rangel was sticking to his story.

The SEC gave a million dollar reward to a Wall Street whistleblower who helped bust a broker for insider trading. We've adopted the East German economic model. The only way to make real money in America is to sell out your friends to the authorities.

President Obama will celebrate his birthday next week in Chicago. He'll charge thirty thousand dollars a person. The Democrats have asked Obama's Chicago friends to please remove the cash from the freezer three days before handing it to the doorman.

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